1 - Carefull.. thats a derogatory term
Are Japs even allowed to sue you for watching subs?
2 - They aren't, but VIZ, etc etc are.. if they bought the licence, and you have he fansub, they can. There is a case of a boy that was arrested for downloading fansubs.
You have access to internet on the computer and full install access..
Download a codec pack, k-little, CCCP.. either, not both..
No internet, but install access
Get a flash/cd burn the thing and install..
No internet, no install
Your only hope is to like Volvogga said, make a bootable flash/cd
If you don't like/know LINUX/UNIX
There is a solution, BartPE BartPE Cd builder tool <Seems down atm)
To be able to play you need MPlayer+frontend
"Chile is a thin and tall country"