Breaking the Beijing Code
Type: Posts; User: ジャキー [JLee]; Keyword(s):
Breaking the Beijing Code
No no, it's not that. I just thought it was hilarious.
No idea..You didn't think it was funny? I found it hilarious...Might've just been me though..
A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?"
Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who...
Seed of evil
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and...
=P Thanks for your encouragement
^0^ Thanks for your non-flaming post~
This is a joke.
And every single thing you've posted here (mystic_guard_sinoel), is basically negative..-_-
You can add jokes if you want..I just put my name there cause I thought I would be the only one posting them..But everybody can post o_O
I'm ジャキー, and I'm also not Japanese =O
I would change...
It's not that easy finding all these jokes..I'm not getting them all from one source..
And wow..If your sense of humor has really high standards..Does that mean you don't have much of a sense of humor at all? :confused: And not everybody has heard alot of these...
Black it is then..So boring ~_~
Ok, I changed it to black. Now read it! ~_~
Ok, what color then >_<
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 perhaps...
Yay!!! Thanks guys for the non-flaming posts ^0^ (No sarcasm intended. Seriously) I'll be uploading some more in a while~
Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both...
Oh right..Haha =P You should read them ^_^ Tell me if you like them or not..=/ I like the first post better..Next upload, I'm gonna get some better ones..>_>
Actually..Not many of these are racist or stereotype..
Wow..You read fast..And geez..I'm TRYING ok? Stop criticizing me....=/
Here's two..I HOPE you like them..=/
Texas Builds It Larger
A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the...
I liked Cloud before Kingdom Hearts and and FF7 movie and all that came out..Damn tag alongs..=P hehe
What do you have against me -_-;; But really..None of them were funny? Not a bit..? I'll still be updating though..And try to get a good one..
Hmm..I didn't like the second one aswell..I didn't really get them either..How about this one..:
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has
It was stuck in my head~! -_-;; Sorry.
A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become...
Dalala~ <-- Thats been stuck in my head ever since I saw Yucchi's "dalala its Yucchi!!" Thread -_-;; Anyway..Here's some jokes..Not ALL of them were made my me - In fact, most of them weren't. But...
唐禹哲 - 最爱还是你
It's STILL asian music FTW.