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    reinard-fox is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Sasakura: I want a man...now!

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    Hanai: My only idol is Onizuka-sensei!

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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Tani sensei: I use to be a Tennis player and everybody keep calling me "Inui" I don't know why

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    jamie1990 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Harima: "hey guys... are we still on Namek?"
    everyone: "..."
    Harima: "..."
    Harima: "Okay shall I try to confess to Tenma again or what?"

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    Lala: "come Ichijo-jo, this shall be the final timestop!"
    Ichijo: "Yare yare da ze."
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    Iori: "I love chicken, I love liver, meowmix moewmix please dliver! meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow!"

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    Akira: "Leave me alone Shinji. I have a life outside of Tokyo-3"
    Akira: *takes off blue wig and leaves*

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    Mikoto: "Imadori? I... I've been diagnosed with- I have breast cancer."
    Imadori: "..."
    Mikoto: "Imadori?"
    Imadori: "Get out. You're dead to me."
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    Harima: This last? Oh Yakumo, do listen to me, I must have loved you for years, only I was such a stupid fool, I didn't know it. Please believe me, you must care! Eri said you did.
    Yakumo: I believe you. What about Nee-san?
    Harima: I... I never really loved Tenma.
    Yakumo: You certainly gave a good imitation of it, up till this morning. No Harima, I tried everything. If you'd only met me half way, even when I came back from Tokyo.
    Harima: I was so glad to see you. I was, Yakumo, but you were so nasty.
    Yakumo: And then when you were sick, it was all my fault... I hoped against hope that you'd call for me, but you didn't.
    Harima: I wanted you. I wanted you desperately but I didn't think you wanted me.
    Yakumo: It seems we've been at cross purposes, doesn't it? But it's no use now. As long as there was Iori, there was a chance that we might be happy. I liked to think that Iori was you, a little boy again, before the manga, and poverty had done things to you. He was so like you, and I could pet him, and spoil him, as I wanted to spoil you. But when He went, He took everything.
    Harima: Oh, Yakumo, Yakumo please don't say that. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry for everything.
    Yakumo: My darling, you're such a child. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.
    Harima: Yakumo! Yakumo, where are you going?
    Yakumo: I'm going back to the kitchen, back where I belong.
    Harima: Please, please take me with you!
    Yakumo: No, I'm through with everything here. I want peace. I want to see if somewhere there isn't something left in life of charm and grace. Do you know what I'm talking about?
    Harima: No! I only know that I love you.
    Yakumo: That's your misfortune.
    [Yakumo turns to walk down the stairs]
    Harima: Oh, Yakumo!
    [Harima watches Yakumo walk to the door]
    Harima: Yakumo!
    [runs down the stairs after Yakumo]
    Harima: Yakumo, Yakumo!
    [catches her as she's walking out the front door]
    Harima: Yakumo... if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?
    Yakumo: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
    [Yakumo walks off into the fog]

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    K o l o x is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Hanai (through phone) : Yeah, I know, but I'm busy, I have some shots for the new playboy magazine...
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    Harima : My love for shrimps in unmeasurable !!
    Eri : You like Shrimps too ? I totally can't live without them !
    Tenma : Shrimps are stupid....
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    Harima : Imouto-san, could you help me
    Yakumo : Get the f*** out of my way, m*****f***** ! And don't try pimp my sister, fag !
    Harima :.. I'm sorry I was born....
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    Sarah : Welcome, you dialled the number for sexy-priestess line, confess your desires
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    Itoko : I'm not interested in humans, just aliens, ESP, time travelers, espers or such

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    reinard-fox is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by K o l o x View Post
    Itoko : I'm not interested in humans, just aliens, ESP, time travelers, espers or such
    Somehow, this one seems realistic....

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    Nishimoto: Spirits are always with you!
    Akira: Buhahahaha!
    Hanai: WTF.....

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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    @jamie: Yakumo gone with the wind? ^^

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    Tenma: OMG! they killed Kenji!
    Yakumo: you BASTARD!
    Harima: ...........

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    Nishimoto: I'm actually a Christian

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    Yuki: I'm an alien that came to study Suzumiya Haruhi
    Mai: Suzumiya who?

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    Oldman: this is your chance dynamite sexy!
    Masaru: OU!

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    reinard-fox is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Vincent_ View Post

    Yuki: I'm an alien that came to study Suzumiya Haruhi
    Mai: Suzumiya who?
    Now we should replace Yuki with Karasuma and it will be perfect...

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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    ^LOL! good one! THAT is better!

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    Jakub is offline Banned Regular
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    Karasuma : Tsukamoto, we can't be toghether
    Tenma : Whyyyyy ?!!
    Karasuma : ...Because.. I am your father
    Tenma : Oh, that makes sense
    Harima : Can I call you daddy ?
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    Nishimoto : Womans are stupid, who needs them
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    Harima : (by phone) Yeah, heading to my university - bah,Hardward is really big, i will take my Merc to get there
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    Yakumo : KILL ALL ANIMALS !! EAT THEM RAW !!
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    Karasuma : Tsukamoto, you can save the world if you pass the trails which..
    Tenma : AAH !! BANANAS
    Karasuma : ...awaits you in this cave...
    Tenam : Bananas sure are tasty
    Akira: (to Karasuma) Do you think it was good idea to make her world saviour ?

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    liekiamhiung is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Harima : Ow, i dropped some ink on my name ?
    Yakumo : Ouch, should we repaired it ?
    Harima : Nah, let's fuck ...?

    Okay, i knew this was plagiatrism. But this word is so funny, that i need to hold my laugh in front of my boss ( so she didn't realized what i do with the laptop )...

    Itoko : Nakamura, u're so sexy and musky ?
    Nakamura : Yeah, Itoko ?
    Itoko : I love u, please %&^** with me ? *boing boing*
    Nakamura : ....
    To be continued..

    Harry Mackenzie : Harima, can u show me ur gunblade ?
    Harima : .......
    Harry Mackenzie : Damn man, just a peek?
    Harima : .......
    LONG LIVE HIME-SAMA. MY LIFE FOR RUMBLANDIA!


 

 
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