I bet its the best question in whole thread (it's not an answer)
Answer: they will sell her to the zoo
Osakabe Itoko comes to school nude. What is the reaction of the school?
Her wage will multiply. All the boys will never cutting classes. Nishimoto and yoshiyadama will be a very happy man. SR change name into School Rumble X: Itoko Blues.
Instead of confessing to Karasuma, Tenma confess to Tougou. What will Harima do?
A: Harima immmediately abandons manga drawing and learns to become an even more over-zealous male-blockhead than Tougo (of course he enlists Hanai to teach him the 'trade').
Q: Harima discovers Karasuma to be a mega playboy (think DNA^2 ) and that he has his sights primarily on Tenma. What will he do?
He will make an anonymous call to the Ministry of Immigration and tell them that Karasuma illlegally came from Alfa Centaura. Then Karasuma will be deported to his home planet.
Nara decided to win Tenma's heart no matter what. What must he do to succeed?
He needs to change his nationality to Alpha Century or to Mars, Venus should be fine too or maybe Pluton (sorry, Pluton isn't a planet anymore since august 2006 ;p). Then he should learn how to act like inhibitant of Saturn or other planet, learn their life style, have race-changic-bio-surgery e.t.c. And after he returns, he also needs to eat Karasuma (yep, eat him, this is the only way to kill Karasuma, by eating and digesting him, because Karasuma has regenaration abilities and can change forms). After all that stuff, he should be able to win Tenma's heart
Q: Tenma and Yakumo discovers that they're aren't siblings. What will they do and will Harim continue to call Yakumo 'Imouto-san' ??
Both girls will find a picture with a little girl (one of them possibly?!)and a little boy (brother?!) spashing around in a pool with a house in the background. They will find the house and learn that it actually belongs to Harima. Then they both decide to live with him until they found out who the real sister is!! Harima in turn is forced to call both of them "sister"!!
While on one of her most dangerous mission ever, Akira stumbles on a shocking discovery! Harima is actually a powerful crime boss of the underworld and a world class assasin to boot. What will she do since her mission conflicts with Harima's organization?!
She will sell info about Harima to her bosses, info about her bosses to Harima and hide in Eri's mansion after selling everything to Eri's father.
Hanai killed 17 people and was put in prison. What is the reaction of Mikoto and Yakumo and there actions?
Both of them are probably thinking it was something like this :
Hanai : Oh no, my glasses are broken again... I smell Yakumo !! Yakumo my love !!!!
Some guy : Who the hell you're calling Yakumo (Hanai starts to hug him..tightly)
The same guy : uuu...can't....breath....
...and it happened again...16 more times
Harima nad Eri got married and have children, how do they look like ??
the girls are blonde, wearing bandana and black sunglasses, they love to bake cake which the shapes is just 'perfect'
the boys are having their hair tied in the both sides (???), and when they tastes the girls cakes, most famous comment is 'dis-gus-ting!!!'
if harima stays overnight at eri's bedroom, what will happen? (ho ho ho)
Harima will fall asleep and end up having a wet dream about Tenma. Since hes a sleep walker, he ends up walking into Eri's room and lives out his dream with her. Since she totally in love, she lets him do as he pleases. Months later, Eri tell Harima that shes pregnant and since Harima so honorable, they get married. Afterwards they have many more kids and create the HariEri regime and take over the world!! Bwahahah!
While walking to the store, Harima catches Tenma and Karasuma making out. What will Harima do?!