Thread: Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in One Piece

Basically, this is where we make comedic lines that never EVER make it past the "drawing room" for good reasons

example:

Luffy: I love my 4kids dubbed voice. It's so sexy.

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Zoro: Having 3 swords is not ridiculous enough! I need to train myself to use 10 at the same time!

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Luffy: But why is the rum gone?

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Nami: stealing is wrong!!! WRONG I TELL YOU!

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add more!

i was waiting for you to come here

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chopper : i don't believe you

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sanji : take that, bitch !

Usopp: Boy, do I suck.


Sanji: I like men.

Luffy: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Luffy: BIIIIIIIGGGGGG OOOOOOOOO!
Luffy: Super sexy awesome super transformation sequence GOOOO!!

Ussop: Stop! Hammer TIMEE!!!!(wait he would say that lol)
in that case:
Ussop: I have a secret to tell you guys, I was the asian guy in the Matrix Revolution, that's how they got their awesome stunts done

[spoiler]
Franky: if you think this ghost ship is creepy, you should hear my 4kid's voice
[spoiler over]

Robin: I'm an octapus
Robin: i rule at video games
Robin: thanx for the voice 4kids, if you don't mind, i have to go sandpaper my throat to keep it

Crocodile: oh no, IT"S SPIDERMAN!!!

Zoro: Wrath from Full Metal Alchemist is my older brother
Zoro: I'm going to make bread in Yakitate Japan!
Zoro: i can't die from a sword wound, or else 4kids would sensor it
Zoro: I'm in your sheaths, destroying your swords
Zoro: I'm a ninja! XD (especially the XD)

Sanji: bitch, where's my money, bitch?
[spoiler]
Sanji: If you're wondering how i was able to set my foot on fire in Enies Lobby, then i'm just as confused as you are
[spoiler end]
Sanji: That's how became the prince of place called Bel Air

Nami: Bitch where's my money, bitch?
Nami: Dude looks like a lady!
Nami: money is the root of all evil, they for.....I....AM.....EVIL!!!!

Luffy: I'm full!

Zoro: If I am such an amazing swordsman who can handle 3 swords, imagine how good my hands are in bed!

Nami: These are silicone breasts.

Usopp: Okay, I am a liar and I really, really suck at just about everything.

Sanji: I like men.

Chopper: I am one of the experimental reindeers Santa tested on before the other reindeers could fly.

Robin: These are silicone breasts.

Franky: The Tin man from the Wizard of Oz is my hero.

Luffy:
Sanji, don't cook anymore.

It's better to give, much better to receive!
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Zoro:
Women are so great!

I want my enemies to beat me. Anyway, it's better to give, much better to receive, right?

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Nami:
I'm going to buy gifts for my beloved friends.

I'm not sexy after all so I'm not gonna wear any sexy clothes anymore.

Hey guys, I'm gonna beat those bastards so stay behind me ok?

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Sanji: I'm tired of women.. I want to try Machos this time..

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Usopp: Honesty... is such a looovely wooord~

anyone: HE IS DEAD!!!
simply impossible...

luffy: i like vegetables.

Luffy - I hate my Namaka
Luffy-I hate food
Sani - cooking is the worst thing in the world
Sanji- Nami and Robin are ugly

Luffy : Nice Weather, Let's go Swimming! It's a very good exercise to burn some Calories you Know?
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Zorro : Sleeping is useless, Let's do something useful! Read some book or Draw some maps is one of my choice.
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Sanji : Women?? Who needs them!

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Nami : Let's do Charity and give some money to the poor!

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Ussop: Even it KILLS me, I Won't EVER LIE again!

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chopper : I am a Gorilla, not a Reindeer...

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Robin: Zorro, can u lead the way please? I'm lost!

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Franky: Let's join the marine, we got a brighter future there.

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