Things one piece crew will never say
-I declare today to be a vegetable day. Eat only vegetables today.
-I'm full. I can't eat anymore.
-Let's go swimming!
-Hey I can't reach my back! Can someone help me scratch it?
-It's no good to be sleeping all day.
-Ale is bad for health you know?
-Oh yes, I know how to get there. First you go north for 2km, then turn left and there you are.
-Why do you use swords when there are guns around?
-I think I'll trade my swords for a pink bandana.
-I'm gay. I've always pretended to be into women to hide it. I've been going out with Mr. 2 for a week now.
-I will say NO to Nami and Robin even if they begged me to kiss them.
-Let's all donate our money to the charity.
-Don't you think apples are nicer than oranges?
-I'm tired of repairing Going Merry. Can't we get a better and larger one?
-Can anyone lend me a hand?
-Got a lighter?
-*cough* This Tobacco is killing me. I'll quit soon.