Thread: You know you read/watched too much Naruto when.. (>'.')>

I just decided to make one of these because...I just wanted to. Now lemme start off with..

1) You know you watch/read too much Naruto when you write: "5" for a "How many countries are there" question.

EDIT: Yeah..I came up with a really bad one cause I can't think of one -__________-

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you know you've been stuck in naruto universe for way too long when you start thinking of chakra when your peeing.

1. When your stomach growls so much it hurts...because you havent eaten anything (this seriously happened to me XD)

2. When your body (especially ur ass) starts to hurt for sitting still to long.

Uhhh...

Well hell, since when I first watched this show I marathoned it over the course of a week with some friends over spring break, I think I got some good ones;

"You know you've watched too much Naruto when;"

1. You look at your older brother with suspicion and fear whenever he approaches, because you think he's going to murder your entire family.

2. You consider the possibility of treating your children like shit and giving them a hellish childhood so they grow up to be the most powerful beings on earth.

3. Someone throws a gang sign at school and you try to concentrate and figure out what 'jutsu' he's trying to do.

4. Your teacher gets angry tells you to 'pay attention' in class so you stick a leaf on your forehead after school and try to hold it in place with your mind.

5. You constantly challenge your local Mayor/Governor/elected representative to a fight only to find yourself in court the next day.

6. You wonder why said Mayor/Governor/etc. doesn't pay special attention to you nor does he seem ready to sacrifice his own life for the people of the city.

7. You are unimpressed with your dog's inability to turn red and become ferocious when you feed him a big red gumball.

8. After hours of throwing sharp objects at trees to improve your aim with shurikens, your parents call you in to have a 'talk'.

9. Whenever you see a bald guy with any kind of cap or covering over his head, you wince at the thought of what kind of hideous scars and torture wounds cover the surface of it.

10. After vomiting up that tenth bowl of ramen you forced yourself to eat in order to imitate your favorite hero, your parents search your room in the hope of finding drugs to no avail.

ahahhaha, i like the older brother one...hilarious..rofl...

another one:

u know if u read too much when u stares at the mirror for long hours in hoping your eyes will have 3 dot and turn red.....

haha, when u spend ur free time making videos like these...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...11&q=narutards
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...12&q=narutards
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...17&q=narutards

Originally Posted by ns8730

haha, when u spend ur free time making videos like these...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...11&q=narutards
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...12&q=narutards
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...17&q=narutards

wow, u sir need a life, very urgantly

you've read naruto too much when???
1. you have certain obsession (*cough* horny *cough*) over a horribly drawn cartoon
2. you become annoyed when someone is watching a hentai
3. you are attracted to pedophiles
4. you started doing some crossdressing
5. last but not least, you fail in life when you idolize naruto characters

you close your eyes, and then open them up again, only to realise that you dont have the byakugan

Originally Posted by thieniscool

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you know you've been stuck in naruto universe for way too long when you start thinking of chakra when your peeing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA