Thread: Fake Spoilers CH 436

Now we can dream them up without fear of persecution or flaming

Naruto looks at his hands and shouts at Pein 'WTF'

Pein replies 'You've been pwned'

Pein then says 'Naruto, I am your father.'

Naruto faints!

Originally Posted by RastaNate

Naruto looks at his hands and shouts at Pein 'WTF'

Pein replies 'You've been pwned'

Pein then says 'Naruto, I am your father.'

Naruto faints!

^ LOL.. It made my day full of LAUGHS !! ^_^x

RastaNate...




URDOINITRITE!!!

^^Brilliant Rasta.

Here's mine:

Pain begins to summon the Jinchuuriki statue as Naruto struggles helplessly on the ground.

Inochi reveals that Pain has been carrying his puppet bodies from another dimension.

Pain making handseals to start the kyuubi extraction.

Red chakra starts steaming out of Naruto, but then Pain suddenly stops with a surprised expression.

Naruto smirks and says that the extraction won't work because he doesn't contain all of the kyuubi's chakra.

The red chakra draws back to Naruto's body.

Pain decides to kidnap Naruto till he can get the remainder of the chakra. When he crouches to grab Naruto's body though, Naruto's body explodes (it was a shadow clone) and throws Pain into the air.

Immediately after, the Naruto body at Myoubokuzan gets summoned to Konoha by another toad.

The debris from the explosion clears to show Naruto standing over Yahiko Pain, who is now missing his right leg.

8 tails comes and start kicking Pain's ass.

Pain is leaving because he is getting out of Chakra. " I LL BE BACK ! "

8 Tails tells naruto that he has to learn how to control Kyubi.

Kakashi is dead because he is a loser.

Naruto cries.

End of Chapter

LOL, Kishi will be impressed when e sees all this fabulous work.

The Witcher may even come here and tell us we are making Naruto weaker than Sasuke then we know we have made it!

My Version.

Naruto: Ugghh..
Pain: You lose Naruto.
Naruto: Not yet.. Ugghh.. *grin on his face* *suddenly naruto explodes and PAIN was throwed all the way*
Pain: Shit.. Its a Clone..
Naruto: Naruto just pops out from no where.
Pain: Pain is using again the suction jutsu and naruto is pulled back again.
Naruto: Now your TRAP; There are 4 Naruto's that is pulled on PAIN, for some reason he doing like a shinra tensei move and will explode in a matter of Seconds.
Pain: Narutooo!! You!!
Naruto: I Will Defeat You.. BELIEVE IT !!
*BOOOOM!! a big massive explosion take place and there is no sign of PAIN, only rubbles.

*to be continued*

Learning the bunshin explosion jutsu of Itachi would be great for Naruto.
Since he could do a sennin-bunshin with more explosion power...

You know what RastaNate, I didn't understand you comment at all.

My version:

Naruto: Damn. My cavalry's gone. Now I'm on my own again. Yo, stupid fox. I want your chakra!

Kyuubi: Shut up! I'm taking a nap. Besides, aren't you supposed to be better than the guy who beat me?

Naruto: Damn. Hype, save me! I'vesurpassedYondaime-RA-SEN-GAN.

Pain: <kicks his ass> Are you really Jiraiya's student? What did he teach you anyway? It's embarrassing for me to waste my power on someone who knows only 2 jutsus.

Naruto: Only 2 jutsu? I'll have you know that I wrote the final volume of Icha-Icha. I've learnt the most perverted jutsus ever from ero-Sennin. <demonstrates>

Pain: I wish Konan looked this good. <dies of nosebleed>

Naruto: Yeah, I beat Yondaime after all! <dances>

Suddenly, he gets fried by Kirin where he stands.

Sasuke: Now that the eyesore is cleared, this manga can return to its REAL main character. The almighty Sasuke!

Karin: Sasuke is so cool!

Next chapter: Nagato vs. Sasuke. Geniuses with bloodline limits and dozens of jutsus. Who will win?