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    camey is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo Dravidian View Post
    [Naruto: i guess its now or never] "Behold, my new technique! One thousannd years of frontal death! Kick-to-the-balls-jutsu!"
    YES! thats it! Really unpredictable...

    Are u kishi?haha
    Say whatever you like but still I believe in ODAWESOME!

    I still believe Gomu Gomu fruit deserve to be a Logia

    Lets read VAGABOND of Inoue Takehiko (Slamdunk)

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    afrogreese is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    hah it should be called 1000 years of infertility

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    jonslaught is offline Senior Member Regular
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    ^lol at the top


    Nobody considered Konohamaru to intervene?

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    ^ Uhhh nahhh. He already got lucky with Naraka Realm so i think he's dont his part for now.

    "He is now declaring his words to the WORLD!"

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    Neo Dravidian is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    I go bored so I extended it
    Enjoy =D

    Quote Originally Posted by afrogreese View Post
    hah it should be called 1000 years of infertility
    [Pain:] "This cannot be! My-my balls....they've retracted. My D#$@! It is broken! What manner of beast are you! Konan! Where are you going"

    [Konan:] "Your magic sticks broken. Shinra Tensei wont work if there's nothing to push of pull" {flies into the sunset where a poof is seen}

    [Pain:] "Damn you nar-"

    [Naruto:]"One thousand years of additional infertility! San-to-Rasenut-cracker!"
    (rasengan in each hand and one in his mouth)

    Tsunade: I knew he could do it

    Sakura: I knew we could count on you

    Hinata: Ah! I was worried for a second!

    Kiba: I can tell. You wet your pants...wait...that doesnt smell like urine..

    Hinata: Ummmm (blushes)

    {in the distance}
    Rocklee: "Why couldn't we help them?!?!"

    Neji: "Cause I told you to stay put until it was over."

    Rocklee: "But we could have showed him the power of youth...and maybe a gate...or eight. And what you mean 'told' me?!?! You sixty four palmed me as soon as I started to strike my new dynamic pose."

    Neji: "Man F#@$% that, his chakra was scary."

    {All of team Guy suddenly has the urge to cry and look into the paper strewn sunset. Rocklee is still on the ground.}

    THE END...?

    {Still underground}
    [Danzo]: "..... well damn...Change of plans boys! were gonna- "

    [Kakashi's ghost] : "My final Jutsu! Lightning blade from the grave beeyatch!"

    [Danzo]: "Arrgh my arm! My other Arm! Howcan I please my self now. Damn you minifang"

    [Kakashi's ghost]: "....Damn...I missed. Oh yeah no sharingan in the after life. Whoops...mission complete, dad!" {does trade thumbs up. His dad, KD, appears and does the same except his thumb glows}
    [KD]: "You still have much to learn!. HAHAHAHA"

    [Kakashi's ghost]:"Sweet! You gotta show me how to do that!"
    [KD]: "WHats wrong son, sharingan on the fritz! HOHOHOH!"

    [Kakashi's ghost]: "....If you had an ass I'd kick it."

    [KD]: "If you had an ass I'd spank it! Dont act innocent. Rin didnt die from a mission. It was the HIV YOU you gave her. Thats why your mangekyo awakened ya little nasty. Thats why youre always late. Taking your daily doses of female sannin just for meds. No wonder you were tsunades bitch"

    [Kakashi's ghost]:"...hehehe about that...it wasnt just tsunade..."

    [KD]: "Wha?"

    [Kakashi's ghost]:"It was pretty much every chick 18 and over"

    [KD]:" you know what? Youre banished from the after life"
    {Kakashi's eyes open}
    [Kakashi]: "I am risen!"
    {He's suddenly surrounded by all of the surviving females of Konoha}
    [Kakashi]: "I am F@#$ed"
    {KD is resting in his favorite ghost tree}

    [Kakashi's ghost]:" Hi, Dad!"
    [KD]: "Goddamit, son......."

    THE TRUE END
    Last edited by Neo Dravidian; 02-09-2009 at 11:30 AM.

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    The Witcher is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    ROFLMAO man, you rock!
    I'M NO HERO, BELIEVE IT!

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    You just made my day! It was really entertaining. Thanks ^^

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    Neo Dravidian is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    No problem!
    I might start posting comic spoilers while flash does the more serious ones

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    Heh, actually guys, didn't we see clones summon clones once before? I thought that Naruto did that against the Spider Sound Nin (SSN) prior Sauske leaving. It's to late for me to find the fight, but it was prior Neji fighting him solo, and Naruto used clones to distract him, and one summoned two more I think. Granted I could be wrong... but I remember that it was unusuall and that was why it worked against him. If I am right about that (I could easily be wrong), then the real Naruto might just be meditating. Personally I don't want it that way, but oh well.

    Oh, and little does anyone know, but during all that dust, Sakura actually transformed into Naruto and got caught by Pain! Mwuahahahah! In all seriousness, he could use her help right now (she was a natural Genjutsu user, so who knows how good she is at it now).

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    She a natural Genjutsu user who we've never seen use Genjutsu only Release one.

 

 
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