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    RastaNate is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Default Naruto gets a job!!! Real life hits Konoha!

    So yeah, I'm bored but I was thinking also. How would these nins be able to use their skills if they were in our modern societies.

    Imagine Konoha fires all these guys because of bad business and Tsunade tells them to get a job. What would these guys do with their ninja skills?

    I'll go first, Tenten can sell all her metal for scrap. She can make $100 a day.

    Naruto can make Harem no Jutso and operate a strip club!

    Ok

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    mele-3-4 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    i think we all know why this thread was made


    *waits for atrums fish*

    it is a classic afterall
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    RastaNate is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    ^ wink wink!

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    oystars is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    most of them should be employed as professional athletes, e.g. basketball and volleyball, look at those leaping abilities, think they can dunk the ball from the three points arc.

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    RastaNate is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    ^ sports bodies would ban them all for soldier pill usage. Doping!

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    oystars is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    not all ninjas rely on soldier pills.

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    himeji is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    ...and Zetsu's producing illegal porn films.

    The entire Akatsuki's into the business.

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    Orochimaru is a Mad Scientist, Chouji would become a cook. Shikamaru would become a bum.

    Ino would sell flowers...

    Sakura would be a doctor.

    To be honest, their world is supposed to be exactly like ours but without guns, i don't see why ninjas couldn't use guns. It would completely change the style of the manga but it would still be entertaining. Imagine Naruto running out with bullet proof armour as a one man swat team?

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    mele-3-4 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    that hidan guy if he wasnt dead, would be a preacher

    the blonde dude from akatsuki would work with fireworks display


    sasuke would be in an emo boy band..and he cant sing. snap!


    *continues hoping for atrums fish*
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    RastaNate is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Naruto would be good for swat.

 

 
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