Thread: Let's have some terrible fake 404 spoilers!

I'll start

Sasuke: So, we meet, Naruto
Naruto: Sasuke... I... urghhhh!
(Naruto doubles over in pain)
(Flashback of eating the crow)
Sasuke: ?!
Naruto is surrounded by strange black chakra
Naruto: this must be Itachi's power!
The chakra clears, he now has the sharingan... and an emo fringe and black clothes
(Sasuke looks shocked - his hair reforms into an emo fringe, and his clothes all turn black)
Kakashi: his eyes - this is... the Teenage Angst-ingan. Those legendary eyes that turn ordinary people into whiny little bitches
Sasuke: wanna go write some bad poetry listening to MCR in the dark instead of destroying Konoha?
Naruto: totally.

And so the world was saved and nobody heard from Sasuke again.
Ever.
Thank god.

Sasuke being the main character, defeats Naruto and destroys the Konoha.
He also destroys Akatsuki because he couldnt stand Tobi's face, and Pain's cool piercings.

Sasuke: Time to repopulate my clan!!
*starts singing "I'm too sexy"*
Karin: Yay! So being the only female in Hawk, I glady offer...
Sasuke: NO! I dig chicks with dicks! 2 times the fuN!

tfs: I'm so sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry for letting you imagine this. Please dont take any offense, consider it a doujin or something.

That doesn't really make it any better.
Never had a thing for dick-girls

Originally Posted by tfs08933

Sasuke: Time to repopulate my clan!!
*starts singing "I'm too sexy"*
Karin: Yay! So being the only female in Hawk, I glady offer...
Sasuke: NO! I dig chicks with dicks! 2 times the fuN!

I endorse this post.

@ Feanor. Nor do I, but its a funny scene anyway I see it. Here, I shall feed you more. Its hard to come up with good stuff...

Sasuke meets Naruto in the valley of the end again. They are standing on the opposite statues.
Sasuke: NARUTO!!!
Naruto: SASUKE!!! Come back to konoha!
Sasuke: WHAT IS IT?!! I CANT HEAR YOU!!
Naruto: YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP!! THE WATERFALL IS TOO LOUD!!!

Akamaru: Woff Wof!
Kiba: What is it Akamaru?
Akamaru: I'm hungry! Feed me!
Kiba: !!! o0 !!! Is this the result of the new jutsu?!

Kakashi: Oh SHIT! MY MASK!!
Sakura: OMG! Kakashi! I have fallen in love! Screw Sasuke, lets make hot love right now!
Later that day...
Naruto: What?! You dont want me to bring Sasuke back anymore?!

Naruto: Hey Shino, why do you always wear those sun glasses?
Shino removes them.
Naruto: HOLY SHIT!! PUT THEM BACK ON!!
(Apparantly bugs live everywhere inside Shino, EVERYWHERE!)

Pain: My piercings! My powers! They are weakening!
Naruto: So it was true...
Pain: How did you know?
Naruto: Jiraya sent me a memo. It said "He is vain"...

Hidan's head resurfaces, only to find a usable leg. Being only a head, he had no choice but to attach his neck to the leg.
Hidan: HAHAHAHA! I have returned! Just you wait, I will have my REVENGE!!
Hidan hops away with his leg.
Then, he notices he is being watched... IT IS A FLAMINGOO! It looks like it wants to mate!!
Hidan: NOOO! STaY AWAY! AHHH!!

Training At Akatsuki.
Orochimaru was forced in a containment with all kinds of snakes.
Sasori was forced to repeatedly watch muppet show re-runs.
Itachi was told that he was ugly. (thus explains the nail colour, hair, and curly eye lashes/extensions)
Kisame had to face his most feared dish, shark fins.
Kakuzu was forced to watch tenticle hentai, then was told he needed money to continue.
Zetsu was out of commision for several weeks due to weed killer.
Hidan was given a bible and forced to attend sunday's church on mondays.

naruto: The perv sennin died? Ah that's ok, don't problem, right now I need to know is Sasuke is thinking of me <3
Meanwhile
sasuke: orgy time guys! <3
sasuke: Karin, go check outside that no one comes here!

(Naruto wakes up from his flashback): Ugh! My mouth still tastes like crow! Gotta get some ramen. Where did I put Gama-chan?
(Frog elder comes in through window and hops onto the night table)
Naruto: Aaahh! Gama-chan!? You've come to life? Barf me up 200 yen.
Frog elder: I'm not your purse! I have a message from your sensei.
Naruto: Ero-dono? What's he want?
Frog elder: Nothing now. He's dead.
Naruto: Arrgh, Gama-chan, you're cruel. I wish you were a purse again.
Frog elder: Shut up, uber-baka, here's your message.
Ahem; Pain killed Jiraiya, but not before Jiraiya realized this important secret.
Naruto: Ah, more power for me? I hope don't have to swallow anything alive, well not in one bite anyway.
F.E.: No, the secret is simple, Konoha is screwed, you should switch sides while you have the chance.
Do the math, Sasuke has leveled up to mega-sharingen, and joined up with Madara.
Itachi, who was actually the strongest guy on Our side, is dead. Power in Konoha is shared between the Root uber pricks, who hate you, and a Hokage, who is a gambling addicted drunk and tax cheat, who can't fight anybody because she faints at the sight of blood.
Naruto: Yeah, the situation is excellent. All I have to do is master all my latent power, and I can save the day single handedly;
then all Konoha will be mine, all mine, to rule with an iron fist! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!
F. E.: Yeah, and you can get that power up, but not from anyone in Konoha! You have to join Akatsuki, you are the only missing element in their plan of revenge. Join them and you can finally get the honor that Konoha will never give you. And you can do that iron fist thing on top of it.
Naruto: Does Akatsuki have ramen?
F.E.: ......
Naruto: Then the deal's off!

^I am tired and for a second thought I was reading a real spoiler, until I reread the title of this thread.

Ok, maybe not but I see Kishi doing something like that.

Originally Posted by meijin

mega-sharingen

AHAHAHAHAHA SHARIGEN!!!

Yeah, Sharigen and biagugan

*shakeshishead*