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    deuce22 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    seriously?

    if i was the mod here you'd so get banned for that.


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    Josear XIII is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    im not saying anything about this

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    SamDaPsy is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaom View Post
    Is that Shikamaru?

    Naruto-themed image retorts? Perfect.
    Praise from the great Kaom?! *bows*
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    L E G E N D of ,\ N G E L is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josear XIII View Post
    im not saying anything about this
    but u just said something ^.^





    sry, i just had to do that

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    omendezcr is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Threads like this should just be deleted. What a waste of space
    Cuenta la historia de un mago que un día en su bosque encantado lloró. Porque a pesar de su magia no había podido encontrar el amor. La luna, su única amiga le daba fuerzas para soportar todo el dolor que sentía por culpa de su tan larga soledad.

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    kaom is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Threads like these are what you make of them.

    Quote Originally Posted by deuce22 View Post
    if i was the mod here you'd so get banned for that.
    Nah, not worth it.

    Quote Originally Posted by L E G E N D of ,\ N G E L View Post
    sry, i just had to do that
    I was going to if nobody beat me to it. ">_>

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by deuce22 View Post
    if i was the mod here you'd so get banned for that.
    deuce..

    My love for you is like a hamburger.

    So haughty and intimidating is your exterior; the wrapper to your true feelings is enclosed in a bland and dubious shell. As our relationship develops, you slowly allow me inside your mental barrier. At last, the wrapper is open, your emotions lie bare for me to see.

    I carefully enclose you in my hands, not too harshly to damage your fragile body, but in a firm and tender grip. I want to eat you, I want to dig in at once; however, that would be a mistake. I remember there is a procedure for such an event, and I carefully lie you back down, careful to proceed in the correct manner.

    I gently hold your bun and lift it up, careful not to squeeze too hard else its figure be deformed. When it has risen, allowing me to view the delicious contents of your body, my body begins to warm; I salivate. My inspection of your insides is thorough.

    Yes, everything appears as it should be. There is the cheese of your skin - the warm, soft, and smooth texture which covers your body. The layers of your lettuce lie on each other - their fresh and flawless folds carry the testimony of your pure and untouched body. Slowly spreading those folds, I spot a round and red treasure, peeking at me from inside. The supple and moist skin of your tomato holds the seeds for our future together. However, there are two things missing that are preventing me from indulging myself with your body.

    That red and viscous fluid, the ketchup of your body, your blood. I wish to take your first from you, violating that tomato and taking that crimson liquid from your body. In return, I will bestow my original mayonnaise to your body. I will insert the slimy substance into the very core of your body, being careful to not spill. Yes, this is how I will satisfy my hunger for you. As our ketchup and mayonnaise mix together, I have claimed you as my own. I carefully lie your bun back down and once again enclose your entirety.

    I bring my mouth closer to you, quivering with anticipation. As I close my lips around your virgin body, my tongue briefly slips inside, plunging into the warm and juicy insides you have given to me. I satisfy myself, taking in everything your body has to offer. This pleasure continues throughout the night until I am satiated with my beastly desires. We have become one. I lick my lips and fingers, cleaning up the aftermath of our love. Though our love making is now over, you have become a part of me. I carry the memories of our joys together with you always, and anxiously await our next encounter.


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    ^ That reminds me of a picture I found once, I would post it except that it would probably result in me being permanently banned.

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    Urameshi-sama is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Dante, 2 questions:
    1)How long did it take you to write that?
    2) Have you ever written fanfic (perhaps erotic?)?

    That was a good read.

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    Bill Got killed is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    yes it was a good read
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