How I learned to stop Naruto and read other manga
Well so apparently Kishi aka Phail King dropped (quoting a friend) "50 nukes".
First off let me compliment the creativity of the mangaka. It's not like he visits some random Japanese fanfic forum sites and reads up on their theories only to implement them as his own.
He also never contradicts himself in his story. That's what we all love about him.
Secondly his courage in continuing to fight against his competitors no matter what quality stories they write, in fact it reminds me of how the power rangers stood up against the green ranger, who's story bares an astonishing resemblance to Sasuke's...
Hell , he might as well call the manga Sasuke now BUT he realized that he got himself into a bind so he had to create something on the spot. So he popped up seaon 14 of Power Rangers and was like "0MFG !!!111!0ne!313v3n!!!11 1 c4n u53 7h15"
Though if you compare power rangers to Naruto , then power rangers easily win the awards for best fights, soundtrack and character development. He also probably realized through his bookmarked fanfics-r-us forum that he fucked up again BIG TIME.
So he'll bring in Naruto's mother who is actually Pein and Naruto's sister who is infact Sakura, giving his manga that whole incesteous vibe that the Japanese readers all crave so much.
That of course will result in another contradiction of his plot-hole-no juutsu filled story so he'll have to devote 15 - 35 chapters on Sakura and how she was left by Pein in the hands of random couple #53036 or popping in season 3 of power rangers for ideas.
But sadly he's starting to run out of original power rangers seasons to steal from so he'll have to go for the spin offs so watch out for Naruto Light Speed Rescue Turbo Monkey Poop Flinging Sasuke Sidekick 1.7