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    Fayte is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    That's right. Children's cartoons are serious business.


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    I dont mind theories, but yours is way to specific. Where'd the whole gai thing come from?? And i doubt that Jiraya would die in a fight against pein, im sure he'd make a hasty retreat, why couldnt you make this a regular theory with some vague ideas that could happen based off of the story rather then trying to write the final arc of naruto?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fayte View Post
    Lol well..

    If I'm right, you are going to look like a retard.
    If I'm wrong, well, it's just a theory.
    R. O. F. L. M. A. O.

    There is no chance in hell you're going to be right. All I see here is a masterful waste of forum space.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fayte View Post
    Rest assured, I don't brag. I posted my theory to share what I think. Sorry, I forgot these forums are anti-theory. I shall remember next time. However it is foolish to flame a theory. You never know what may come true in a world of Ninja's, Snake men, Demons, and Fireballs. SO I will just sit back, and have some faith in my theory. Who knows? maybe it will all be true.

    Prove it.
    You want something to be proved? Show me evidence that Itachi did not murder his clan, show me evidence of anyone in this manga ever even thinking the fucking word "Tengu", show me anything that says Madare is alive, show me anything that would even remotely suggest Obito is alive, show me anything that says theres levels to a Mangekyou sharingan, show me anything that would suggest ANY Akatsuki member other than Itachi was involved in the Uchiha massacre, show me anything that says Pein can block Dojutsu... No you cant. So shut the fuck up. You wrote a fucking fanfiction and now you're daring us to bet on whether it'll come true??? God you have some huge fucking e-balls.

    You want proof that Itachi killed his clan? The shot of him in his anbu garb on the telephone pole, him standing with his bloody family around him. The fact that he fucking admitted it. The fact that he gave a REASON for doing it. The fact that theres a BACKGROUND to that reason. I mean come the fuck on... What next? You gonna try to enlighten us as to how Pein is the undead reincarnation of Yondaime???

    Quote Originally Posted by Fayte View Post
    That's right. Children's cartoons are serious business.
    Only to people who spend an hour writing fanfictions about them....



    Do yourself a favor and try to forget you were ever so fucking stupid. Ok?


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    u stupid hahahah :>

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    Daaaaammnn, StealDragon just raped the shit out of this theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    You want proof that Itachi killed his clan? The shot of him in his anbu garb on the telephone pole, him standing with his bloody family around him. The fact that he fucking admitted it. The fact that he gave a REASON for doing it.
    -Nothing says "Massacre" like a ninja on a telephone pole! Great job analyzing that one.
    -Ohhhh "Standing with bloody family around him", of course. Once again, proving my theory wrong. Man you are right on the money...
    -Wait wait, this is the best one. A "Reason" for doing it. Here we go. I will now attempt to do the impossible. I will re-create the actual Naruto storyline to make Steel Dragon understand, by writing it in the language he understands. Caps. Hopefully he will see why it is ridiculously absurd and unbelievable.

    Itachi: "YO SAZUKE! I KILL OUR CLANZ BECUZ I FELT LIKE IT! LOL!"

    Sasuke: "IMPOZZIBLE!!!!! I M D ONLY CHARACTER IN DIS SERIES DAT WUD BELIVE DAT! BESIDEZ STEEL DRAGON. U HAVE NO SIGNS OV BEIN MENTALLY UNSTABLE BUT....U KILLED DA CLAN!"

    Itachi: "LOL NO RLY, I DID BECUZ IM STRONG!"

    Sasuke: "WUT!?!?!!?? DAT IS LIEK DA MOST ABSURD REASON 4 DOIN DAT! BUT I AM GONNA BELIVE IT ANYWAYZ!"

    Itachi: "YA SO GET RLY STRONG SO U CAN BEET ME 4 DOIN DIS SAZUKE....PLS...pls sazuke...remember...i did dis....it was me who did dis 2 u...so get strong...get strong...an remember....it was me."
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    Hm...nothing suspicious here....This seems like a perfectly normal storyline with no plot holes.


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    ^ No sign of mental instability? How about when he beat the shit out of the people who came to investigate Shisuis suicide? He then goes on to say that because of the clans fear and rules they are limited. And that hes lost all hope for this pathetic clan.

    Or did he already know pain was going to come slaughter his clan before it was going to happen and just decided fuck it I wont try to warn anyone, Ill make it look like Im evil so that sasuke will become strong. Yeh thats so much better than the way the manga made it out to be.

    He never said he did it because he felt like but rather to test his capacity. But oh no lets not believe what kishimoto did because we are clearly the true writers of naruto and kishi is just the guy getting paid to do it.

    By the way, are you assuming that Itachi knows another way to get MS other than killing his best friend or was killing shisui just a precaution to beat the guy whos going to come some day to kill his clan. Little does he know pain can counter doujutsu because teh iz tey are liekz kurenaiz iz.

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    Oh yeah. Mr I-can't-spell-a-five-letter-word is gonna attempt to prove to us that the person writing the story has been misleading us for 300+ chapters and that his divinely inspired fanfiction is the truth and future since the given storyline of this fantasy manga is just to damn incredulous... It's amazing you just don't keel over twitching at your keyboard.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    Oh yeah. Mr I-can't-spell-a-five-letter-word is gonna attempt to prove to us that the person writing the story has been misleading us for 300+ chapters and that his divinely inspired fanfiction is the truth and future since the given storyline of this fantasy manga is just to damn incredulous... It's amazing you just don't keel over twitching at your keyboard.
    OKAY STEEL DRAGON LOL oh wait, I mean "Steal" dragon. "Steal" is the right spelling. My Bad!

    And yes, Mangaka's tend to purposely mislead for surprise purposes.


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    Yep. It is the right spelling. But somehow your sarcasm leads me to believe that you, Fate, LOL! oh wait, I mean Fayte know how to spell my name better than I do. Oh the fucking irony.

    You wanna know something, open up notepad and write this down. God kills a catgirl as vengeance on humanity for idiots fucking around making narcissistic and retarded theories about a goddamn children's manga. You don't want to hurt the catgirls do you??? So sit back, shut up, and get to work reviving any shred of credibility you have as a member of this forum.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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