AL: *search*search* Family Secret You Wouldn't Want People to know.
Kisame: My dad was a man and my mom was a shark.
Itachi: My dad worked part time as a police male dancer.
AL: World Domination Plan that would sure to fail
Tobi: By collecting Bijuus, I'll take over the world! Muhahaha!
AL: Rejected self-help book titles.
Tobi: *pretend to open a book* The Ultimate Amatuer's Guide to Elder Abuse
Zetsu: *pretend to open a book* Stalking: A Step-by-Step Pratical Approach to Meeting New People
Itachi: *pretend to open a book* Clan Destrucion Under a Budget
Deidara: The Joy of Clay Eating
AL: That's all folks.