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    Default Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Naruto

    Okay, if you watch Naruto, you know the lines are super repetitive along the lines of "That's my ninja way. Believe it" ect ect.

    This is where we make up lines for them.

    These are the types of lines that would be immediately cut from the drawing board.

    example:

    Sasuke: Marry me, Sakura!
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    Sasuke to Itachi: "Hello. My name Is Sasuke Uchiha. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Sasuke Uchiha. You killed my father. Prepare to die. HELLO. MY NAME IS SASUKE UCHIHA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!"
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    Naruto to evil generic villain: "It's clobberin time!!!!!"
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    Jiraiya: Naruto, I have to tell you the truth. This world is not real. The reason you can do so many incredible things is because you're THE ONE. I have spent my whole life searching for you.

    Naruto: NO.. this can't be real.

    Jiraiya: Let's go down the rabbit hole, and I have to tell you another thing. You think your catch phrase sucks now? It gets even worse in the Real World..

    Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!

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    Hinata: Naruto, let's gone on a date!
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    Jiraya: Porn is bad, yo.

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    Naruto: I love you, Sasuke. (He will never admit it.)

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    Sasuke: Well, yes, my brother killed our own family, but, you know? Those things happen. I forgive him.

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    Orochimaru: Ewww... Michael Jackson.... PEDO!!!

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    Sakura/Ino: Oh, damn!!! Fangirls.

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    Naruto: Ramen? No, I'd like salad, please.


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    Naruto: Hey Sasuke, I found the hot tub!

    @Dante
    same post time

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    Naruto: Actually, I'm tired of trying to be the Hokage, I'm moving in with my Grandfather Jiraya.

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    Kakashi: Jiraya never told you about your father did he?
    Naruto: I know he put this in me.
    Kakashi: Naruto! I am your father.

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    Anko: I need to find me a good man to settle down with; Gai, I hear your single.

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    Rock Lee: Dude let's take the elevator.

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    Gaara: Ahhh what a great night sleep.

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    Sasuke: Sakura, Ino don't fight. You can both have me at once.

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    Tsunade: Hi doc, I was looking into getting a breast reduction surgery.

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    Chouji: I'll have the salad

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    Hinata: I think this Naruto thing is insane. Hey tenten your single right?
    Tenten: I was wondering how much longer that was going to take you.


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    Please don't bother. Simple rule: If it wasn't in the manga, it doesn't count.

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    Shikamaru: Counting myself, we have Neji, Shino, and Naruto. Yeah... We are a group of 3.

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    Neji: Am I doing this well master? Should I clean there? Would you like me to cook dinner? Please, just order me, master.

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    Anko: I have heard that this shirt is see-through. Is that true?

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    Naruto: Me? Hokage? Well, yeah, I wanted to become one, until I discovered my talent at writing erotic novels.

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    Deidara: Do I look like a girl with this, hmmmm?

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    Orochimaru: Motherf*cking snakes!!!

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    Chouji: Does this make me look fat?


    Quote Originally Posted by Masterfilth View Post
    @Dante
    same post time
    lol


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    Itachi: The mangekyo sharingan is SO overrated.

    Sasuke: Don't be a playa hata'.

    Neji: I love you, Hinata-sama.

    Sakura: I love you, Naruto.

    Sai: I love small p******.

    Gai: Allright Lee, today I'll teach you ninjutsu.

    Hinata: Sweet, we get a break. Kurenai got knocked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urameshi-sama View Post
    Itachi: The mangekyo sharingan is SO overrated.

    Sasuke: Don't be a playa hata'.

    Neji: I love you, Hinata-sama.

    Sakura: I love you, Naruto.

    Sai: I love small p******.

    Gai: Allright Lee, today I'll teach you ninjutsu.

    Hinata: Sweet, we get a break. Kurenai got knocked up.
    now that was funny....ahahahah.


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    Naruto: I think I am going to stop using Kage Bunshin.

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    AL: Naruto, I am....not your f**king father, wth were all u fanboi's thinkin? do*** bags...

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    Mangaka: I think I have finally finished writing this series!

 

 
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