Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Naruto
Okay, if you watch Naruto, you know the lines are super repetitive along the lines of "That's my ninja way. Believe it" ect ect.
This is where we make up lines for them.
These are the types of lines that would be immediately cut from the drawing board.
Sasuke: Marry me, Sakura!
Sasuke to Itachi: "Hello. My name Is Sasuke Uchiha. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Sasuke Uchiha. You killed my father. Prepare to die. HELLO. MY NAME IS SASUKE UCHIHA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto to evil generic villain: "It's clobberin time!!!!!"
Jiraiya: Naruto, I have to tell you the truth. This world is not real. The reason you can do so many incredible things is because you're THE ONE. I have spent my whole life searching for you.
Naruto: NO.. this can't be real.
Jiraiya: Let's go down the rabbit hole, and I have to tell you another thing. You think your catch phrase sucks now? It gets even worse in the Real World..
Hinata: Naruto, let's gone on a date!