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    minal187 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    hinata: naruto i love you
    naruto:i love you too....will you marry me??
    hinata:yes

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    vphamv is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Tsunade: They're real, I swear!
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    Naruto: Wanting to become the next Hokage was the dumbest idea I've ever had, my true calling is science!
    Street Fighter > All


    http://vphamv.deviantart.com/

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    tsania is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    orochimaru: hey sasuke, watcha up to?
    sasuke: nothin really just bored.
    orochimaru: uhuh, well want me to teach you new sweet snake jutsus?
    sasuke: Oraly?!? sure!!
    orochimaru: for a price..............<takes out vid camera and lotions>

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    vemynal is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    ^- wasn't that in a yaoi someone did?

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    singyewbsb is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Sakura: Hey Sasuke...(blushing)
    Sasuke: hey there...
    Sakura: I wanna tell you something....(blushing more than ever)
    Sasuke: Yes Sakura, let it out...
    Sakura: You lack p*nn*s

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    Shikamaru: What the f*ck happen to my IQ?

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    Naruto: Sasuke!! Come back dattebayo!!
    Sasuke: Never!!
    Naruto: All right!! I'll do it!!
    Sasuke: Will you?
    Naruto: Yes! I'll suck you d*ck!!
    Sasuke: lets do it now!
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    Hinata: Naruto! come here and f*ck me NOW!
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    Deidara: OMG i have p*nn*s!
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    Itachi: Are you strong enough to fight me?
    Sasuke: Not really..
    Itachi: then be gone of my sight, you're not even worth killing
    Sasuke: Hey, your pants drop down....
    Itachi: ....
    Sasuke: Was that your MS?
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    Jiraiya: Naruto! I did it! I screwed all the girls at the public bathroom!
    Naruto: NO! They are all my kage bunshins placed there to spy an old woman who like to transform into a big breasted woman!
    Jiraiya: And I LET HER SUCK MY D*CK!!
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    Naruto: Hey Jose Mourinho! I can kick your team with my bunshins alone!
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    Orochimaru: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most hated guy in the world?
    -after a while-

    Orochimaru: WHO THE F*CK IS JOSE MOURINHO!!
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    Kabuto: Let me heal your wound, master.
    Orochimaru: That's why I love you so much, kabuto chan~
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    Sasuke: Hey Sakura...
    Sakura: Yes?
    Sasuke: I think you're naked..
    Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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    Neji: Hinata..
    Hinata: Neji...
    Neji: Will you...?
    Hinata: Yes...
    Neji: ahh...ahh..ah...slow down...
    Hinata: Shut the f*ck up!
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    Tsunade: Hey kakashi, what do you think of my new breast implant? I bought them from the Water village, one of their trademark. they say its very soft and very durable too. I wish i can show this to Naruto someday. What do you think? Is it pretty?

    Kakashi: huh? you're talking to me?
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    Sakura: ahh...slow down Sasuke...its hurting me..
    Sasuke: hey, you're not virgin anymore, who did it?
    Naruto: its ME DATTEBAYO!!
    Sakura & SasukeL: WTF YOU DOING ON OUR BED!!

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    KristenBaldousor is offline Senior Member Regular
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    *Variation of a previous one*

    Sakura: ahh...slow down Sasuke...its hurting me..
    Sasuke: hey, you're not virgin anymore, who did it?
    Sakura: The true is..... *puf*
    Naruto: It's me Sasuke!!!
    Sasuke: huh!!!!!!
    Naruto: Oh yes, do that again
    *Door's opened*
    Sakura: Naruto, i brought the vaseline from the meds room, what ya wanna fo......THREEEESOMEEEEE!!!!!

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    Kakashi: I love my lips

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    Shikamaru: a new mission, alright!!!!!!

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    Neji: Fuck off, to be the new head of the family i have to fuck Hinata

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    Sakura: Ok Konohamaru, here's the money, now give me my threesome!!

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    Naruto: Fuck off with the Hokage shit, I wanna be a shinigami, those sword are pretty

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    Sai: Huhhhhh, p*n*s?

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    *Variation of a previous one*

    Sasuke: Hey Sakura...
    Sakura: Yes?
    Sasuke: I think you're naked..
    Sakura: So?

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    Hinata: I hate Naruto

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    Sion4ever is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Itachi: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

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    warcrap101010 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Sai: Im straight!


    Mangaka: i see my self as naruto, because i like to rush through things and not spend too much time in one place

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    Naruto: Its time to use that jutsu!

    "BANKAI!"


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    Karl is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    AL: Gather around everyone... It's time for the nail polish

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    Hidan: I'm having the time of my life here! Thank you Shikamaru

 

 
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