Thread: Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Naruto

hinata: naruto i love you
naruto:i love you too....will you marry me??
hinata:yes

Tsunade: They're real, I swear!
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Naruto: Wanting to become the next Hokage was the dumbest idea I've ever had, my true calling is science!

orochimaru: hey sasuke, watcha up to?
sasuke: nothin really just bored.
orochimaru: uhuh, well want me to teach you new sweet snake jutsus?
sasuke: Oraly?!? sure!!
orochimaru: for a price..............<takes out vid camera and lotions>

^- wasn't that in a yaoi someone did?

Sakura: Hey Sasuke...(blushing)
Sasuke: hey there...
Sakura: I wanna tell you something....(blushing more than ever)
Sasuke: Yes Sakura, let it out...
Sakura: You lack p*nn*s

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Shikamaru: What the f*ck happen to my IQ?

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Naruto: Sasuke!! Come back dattebayo!!
Sasuke: Never!!
Naruto: All right!! I'll do it!!
Sasuke: Will you?
Naruto: Yes! I'll suck you d*ck!!
Sasuke: lets do it now!
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Hinata: Naruto! come here and f*ck me NOW!
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Deidara: OMG i have p*nn*s!
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Itachi: Are you strong enough to fight me?
Sasuke: Not really..
Itachi: then be gone of my sight, you're not even worth killing
Sasuke: Hey, your pants drop down....
Itachi: ....
Sasuke: Was that your MS?
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Jiraiya: Naruto! I did it! I screwed all the girls at the public bathroom!
Naruto: NO! They are all my kage bunshins placed there to spy an old woman who like to transform into a big breasted woman!
Jiraiya: And I LET HER SUCK MY D*CK!!
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Naruto: Hey Jose Mourinho! I can kick your team with my bunshins alone!
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Orochimaru: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most hated guy in the world?
-after a while-

Orochimaru: WHO THE F*CK IS JOSE MOURINHO!!
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Kabuto: Let me heal your wound, master.
Orochimaru: That's why I love you so much, kabuto chan~
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Sasuke: Hey Sakura...
Sakura: Yes?
Sasuke: I think you're naked..
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Neji: Hinata..
Hinata: Neji...
Neji: Will you...?
Hinata: Yes...
Neji: ahh...ahh..ah...slow down...
Hinata: Shut the f*ck up!
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Tsunade: Hey kakashi, what do you think of my new breast implant? I bought them from the Water village, one of their trademark. they say its very soft and very durable too. I wish i can show this to Naruto someday. What do you think? Is it pretty?

Kakashi: huh? you're talking to me?
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Sakura: ahh...slow down Sasuke...its hurting me..
Sasuke: hey, you're not virgin anymore, who did it?
Naruto: its ME DATTEBAYO!!
Sakura & SasukeL: WTF YOU DOING ON OUR BED!!

*Variation of a previous one*

Sakura: ahh...slow down Sasuke...its hurting me..
Sasuke: hey, you're not virgin anymore, who did it?
Sakura: The true is..... *puf*
Naruto: It's me Sasuke!!!
Sasuke: huh!!!!!!
Naruto: Oh yes, do that again
*Door's opened*
Sakura: Naruto, i brought the vaseline from the meds room, what ya wanna fo......THREEEESOMEEEEE!!!!!

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Kakashi: I love my lips

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Shikamaru: a new mission, alright!!!!!!

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Neji: Fuck off, to be the new head of the family i have to fuck Hinata

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Sakura: Ok Konohamaru, here's the money, now give me my threesome!!

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Naruto: Fuck off with the Hokage shit, I wanna be a shinigami, those sword are pretty

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Sai: Huhhhhh, p*n*s?

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*Variation of a previous one*

Sasuke: Hey Sakura...
Sakura: Yes?
Sasuke: I think you're naked..
Sakura: So?

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Hinata: I hate Naruto

Itachi: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Sai: Im straight!


Mangaka: i see my self as naruto, because i like to rush through things and not spend too much time in one place

Naruto: Its time to use that jutsu!

"BANKAI!"

AL: Gather around everyone... It's time for the nail polish

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Hidan: I'm having the time of my life here! Thank you Shikamaru