Naruto to Haku: Haku, I think I love you, man. Your so fu*king pretty like a girl.
Haku: I want to be a dentist so i can fix up Zabuza's teeth.
Itachi to Kisame: I want to eat you. I never had shark-man-fish meat before.
Kisame to Itachi: Itachi! EAT ME!!!
Sasuke to Itachi: I forgive you, dude.
Itachi to Sasuke: Sasuke...I am your FATHER...
Kakashi to Naruto: Yodaime isn't your dad.