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    And it also explains the fact that if he continues using it it will irredeemably destroy his GPU !
    But never fear for Kishi-Bishie did say that Kurenai was working on a patch which was dubbed as "The Sock" and it seems to fix all the shortcomings Naru had.

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    That is not quite true while Itachi was infact pleasuring himself at that particular time he made a mistake of opening his eyes.
    He saw Zetsu wearing nothing but a Tutu and doing the excessive Makarena.

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    My god the conflict of contradictory realities would have wiped all traces of the events leading up to it from the naruverse except for Naruto's extensive genital piercings courtesy of sasuke to mark him as sasuke's bitch.

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    the sock mysteriously marked apple?

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    I see that I wasn't the only one with whom kishi-bishie shared his secrets.
    It was that indeed.
    "The Sock" was apparently so powerful that it didn't support all juutsu's however it was perfect for Summoning and S rank.
    That is why it was ordered by the red could queens.
    But before Itachi could patch himself and solve his eye problems it was stolen by zetsu who swooped in his tutu and patched himself.
    Allowing him to access the ultimate and ohh so ever elusive Golden Byakugan which was invented by Hyuuga Diesel a long time ago while fishing for his underwear in a pond full of 90 year old medical kunoichi's.

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    great scott marty! the revelations never cease! what will be next!? will gai finally be revealed as a clean shaven ringo starr applying the lessons learned from john lennon and yoko ono to forge an army of ninjas to lead the world to peace?

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    Default Lee's new training ? What does it include ?

    While I was medidtating and trying to comprehend everything Kishi-Bishie has told me, he came back and decided to share one more thing with me.
    In the upcoming chapters Lee will receive special training ordered by Gai.
    Gai has ordered Lee to become Sakura's Gimp.
    Gai told Lee that it was absolutely necessary for him to master the DREADFUL lick my shoes taijuutsu while taking a beating and yelling out Mistress Sakura.
    He asked Gai if it was a joke but Gai immediately slugged Lee while saying that he doesn't joke.
    He told him that he was Kakashi's Gimp for years and it made him even stronger then his Master.
    Then Gai went on and smiled at Lee while yelling show your Mistress the prim of youth.
    So now Lee must master this dangerous and dark training.
    While wearing assless leather pants and taking his punishments while yelling more more MORE mistress Sakuraaaaaaaaaa.
    And then showing his fountain of youth.
    Still till today no one has ever mastered this training except for Gai and Gai doesn't wwant to share his secrets .......
    So what will happen with Lee ?

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    Lee will learn discipline and serve his mistress well cleaning all the nasty things she steps in off of her shoes and using his ass crack to hold her scented candles before being thoroughly whipped while she screams out sasuke's name in excitement. And if he's really good she lets him drink her used bathwater...

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    Are we there yet? I think I got them all...

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    @OP and friend



    ...And im barely a half an hour too late! XD


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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