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    Well we can both agree and disagree AL is naruto who has been transformed into the easter bunny battling jesus emerging victorious while calling the name of lucifer who was called away in the middle of his orgasmic session with Saddam so he decided to split Naru into two while forgetting that he imbued the clone with the essence and intelligence of Saddam.

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    Was that carried out by Zetsu using the holy power of the golden byakugan on Saddams corpse? Or is the real easter bunny behind the scenes manipulating the flow of cash in order to bring the carrot juice industry under his control to claim the grand crown of rabbitkind?

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    Yes but the final member of his quintet will be a tricky one to add.
    He is the soul guardian of the phantom nin-bra.
    Legends says that whoever puts on the bra will transform into a drag-queen greater then the verse has ever seen.

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    Well he was indeed carried out by zetsu who ate half of his leg.
    That's why the easter bunny who was left standing called upon the help of Mr T and MacGyver to try and fixed the flow of the industry.
    To which Mr T replied with "I pitty you fool for not calling Santa"

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    Ah but by careful studying of the lore of the naruverse I can reveal that the soul guardian of the phantom ninbra is Kurenai a drag queen so skilled she fooled asuma and is faking being pregnant fooling all the medical ninjas.

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    Quit your jibber jabbering fool! The holy T's pity would have created a black hole in the centre of the naruverse that even sasuke's emoness and repressed homosexual lust for Naruto couldn't fill!

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    But she didn't fool Tsunade nor Sakura and Shizune.
    That is why they all had their way with him.
    Besides upon closer examination and understanding of the lore , I stumbled onto a hidden passage in the ancient manuscript.
    It is said that the real name of the Guardian who holds the bra is none other the Bill Gates.

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    Dun dun dun that explains why Naruto's new jutsu is powered by windows vista and crashed on the first attempt to use it on Kakuzu!

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    Well it did didn't it ?
    Hasn't Kishi-Bishie shared with you #376 ?
    The pitty he had was so strong that it threatened to destroy the whole naruverse but everyone forgot one key player.
    MacGyver he pulled out a pencil and some gum and to my surprise he didn't fill the hole, he drew Al Aziph and summoned DemonBane !
    Which was piloted by none other then Chuck Norris at that time.

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    All their eye problems are caused by excessive self pleasuring brought on by their narcissitic views that they are perfection incarnate.

 

 
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