^No way, Kakashi for that ANBU member with purple hair who was at Hayate's grave. I think she was lovers with Gekko Hayate, the examiner guy who Baki killed on the rooftop with the "sword of wind". Or even better, Anko Mitarashi, they are near the same age.
Naruto with Miss Palmer and her five daughters, at least, that's what he can do when he's thinking about Sakura/Ino/Hinata/Sasuke/Tsunade for the time being.
♥ of the cards!
No matter the genius, they all fall to mediocrity in front of the Uchiha!