Thread: Hyde!?!?

What is his FULL name?!?! First and last name?! PLEASE! If anyone knows the answer tell me!!!!!!!!

Hyde is actually the alias of an English Doctor, Dr. Henry Jekyll, who, while experimenting with new drugs, made a startling new potion. This potion, once imbibed, turns old white men into young Japanese men that look like women and think they can sing. Sadly, the effects are also known to cause extreme pansyism, erectile disfunction, poor bladder control, and mild levels of hip-ness. A more advanced version is currently under development by Bristol-Myers-Squibb, with the eventual goal of turning white men into hip-hop artists.