Thread: *Post movie quotes* (If ya' bored)

Post some of your fav movie quotes of all time.

Some of my fav:

Originally Posted by Clerks

"Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it's their own fault."

Originally Posted by Apocalypse Now

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Originally Posted by The Silence of the Lambs

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Originally Posted by Predator

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Originally Posted by Fight Club

"The things you own, they end up owning you."

Originally Posted by Annie Hall

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Originally Posted by Colours

"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: 'Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows.' The older one says: 'No son. Let's walk down slow and fuck 'em all.'"

Originally Posted by Donnie Darko

"Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"

Originally Posted by Reservoir Dogs

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

Originally Posted by Boogie Nights

"I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out."

Originally Posted by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Wait! We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Always liked these^

Originally Posted by Commando
You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Originally Posted by Scarface
Say hello to my little friend!

Btw, clerks FTW.

Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip

Guess that one.

DON'T CONCENTRATE ON TEH FINGAH, OR YOU'LL MISS ALL THAT HEAVENLY GLORYYY

Enter the Dragon.

Originally Posted by Henchy432

Guess that one.

Potential Spoiler?

Anyway.

Originally Posted by Fight Club

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Originally Posted by Fight Club

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...

Originally Posted by Thank You For Smoking

My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie Mephistopheles.

Originally Posted by Clerks 2

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

And the best movie lines ever.

Originally Posted by Pulp Fiction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1KipQ



Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Is this seniors only? Couldn't resist.

Originally Posted by Where The Buffalo Roam

Richard Dixon: ...Fuck the Doomed!

and another...

Originally Posted by Grandma's Boy

Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.
Later on...
Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought over some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
Dante: Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.

^ Nice sig ^^

Originally Posted by Seven

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

Originally Posted by Bambi

"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."

Originally Posted by Rocky

"Adriaaaaaaaaan!"

Originally Posted by From Dusk till Dawn

If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

Originally Posted by Truman Show

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

Originally Posted by Henchy432

Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip

Guess that one.

Umm, japanese idol bdsm movie? Indy

Originally Posted by Psionix

Is this seniors only? Couldn't resist.

Where can you see if it's seniors only?

Some of mine (yes, I'm bored...):

Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Originally Posted by Life of Brain

Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next.

Got to find Knights of the Coconut next^^

Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove

Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!

Kubrick is da shizz...

Originally Posted by ^^

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say: "That's the bad guy." So, what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Originally Posted by Catch 22

In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying.

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Go ahead, make my day.

Originally Posted by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

If we're ever going to get out of here alive, we're going to need some golf shoes.

It's Raiders of the Lost Ark. Damn, you guys fail.

Originally Posted by There Will Be Blood

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!!

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