Thread: *Post movie quotes* (If ya' bored)

Originally Posted by the naked gun

entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... What the hell's got into you, frank?

Originally Posted by the naked gun 2 1/2

oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, mr... Poopy pants?

Originally Posted by naked gun 33 1/3

well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today i retire, so if i do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

Originally Posted by naked lunch

now, repeat after me: "homosexuality is the best all-round cover an agent ever had."

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Hellboy 2, one of the better movies this year

Originally Posted by Hellboy 2

Johann Krauss: You will obey my orders, follow protocol, and stay focused at all times!
Hellboy: You know, with your accent, that word - "fock-yoosed" - I wouldn't use it that much.

Johann Krauss: What a lovely baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.

Hellboy: [reading a CD's track listing] "Can't Smile Without You"?
Abe Sapien: I know...
Hellboy: Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too!

And the best

Johann Krauss: Suck my ectoplasmic Schwanz,Tucke!

This movie got it all, hoping for a third one coming out with all the cast. Ron Perlman ftw.

tropic thunder XD

simple jack
mama, i'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!

kirk lazarus
check it out. Dustin hoffman, 'rain man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know tom hanks, 'forrest gump.' slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter sellers, "being there." infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask sean penn, 2001, "i am sam." remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

kirk lazarus
i'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

kirk lazarus
i know what dude i am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

kirk lazarus
man, i don't drop character 'till i done the dvd commentary

Joker: [Enters room. Giving a fake laugh] And I thought my jokes were bad.......

Gamble: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here rip your head off.

The Joker: How about a magic trick?
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]

The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear.
[Gamble's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him]

The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... gone!

from the Dark Knight

Originally Posted by 27 Dresses

What color is that - vomit?

I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.

Originally Posted by Howl's moving castle

Old Sophie: All right Calcifer, lets get cooking.
Calcifer: I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!

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Watchmen Quotes

Rorschach: [reading from journal] Rorschach's Journal: November 12th 1985. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll whisper 'no'.

Edward Blake: God damn I love working on American soil, Dan. Ain't had this much fun since Woodward and Bernstein. Congress is pushing through some new bill that's gonna outlaw masks. Our days are numbered. Till then it's like you always say, we're society's only protection.
Dan Dreiberg: From what?
Edward Blake: You kidding me? From themselve

Adrian Veidt: It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems.

I love these quotes from Quills (2000)

You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?

In order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man.

Coulmier: It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions. One man killed his wife after reading them.
Marquis de Sade: It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.

GEOFFREY RUSH IS THE BEST!

Men of honor:

My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday. There was a preacher by the same name who cleaned up Chicago of all the whoring spics, drunken wops and motherfucking niggers that was making that place unfit for decent white folks to live. The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!