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    EightBall is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
    "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Animal Crackers
    "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    "A boy's best friend is his mother."
    Quote Originally Posted by Planet of the Apes
    "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Space Balls
    "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
    Quote Originally Posted by 40 Year old Virgin
    "Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues Brothers
    ‘It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’
    Quote Originally Posted by Corpse Bride
    "I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Wedding Crashers
    "Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!"
    Quote Originally Posted by You don't mess with the Zohan
    "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1. "
    Quote Originally Posted by You don't mess with the Zohan2
    "Pedestrian: Stay out of my business Mostafah.
    Zohan: This is not my name.
    Pedestrian: Go back to your pretzel stand.
    Zohan: *crushes guys finger*
    Pedestrian: Was that your feet?
    Zohan: Yes, the feet uppercut.
    Zohan: Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it. *kicks guy with feet* That's for you. "
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    Black Sheep is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoolander
    You can derelict my balls, capi-tan.
    Quote Originally Posted by Full Metal Jacket
    Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
    Quote Originally Posted by Full Metal Jacket2
    Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
    Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
    Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
    Private Joker: Any women or children?
    Door Gunner: Sometimes!
    Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
    Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
    Quote Originally Posted by Full Metal Jacket
    Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
    One of the best movies ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lost in translation
    You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lost in translation2
    You're not hopeless.

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    SnakeShake is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    "Call me snake" (Escape from NY)

    Anyone knows good anime quotes?

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    Stuyvesant is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnakeShake View Post
    Anyone knows good anime quotes?
    What like "Tetsuooooo" from Akira?

    One of my favourites from the Simpsons:
    Mafioso1: I thought you said he was dead. (Points to Troy Mclure)
    Mafioso2: No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.

    BTW, isn't the "You can't handle the truth" one from 'A few good men' ?

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    "Everything that has a beginning has an end"

    The Matrix.

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    Bored, bored, bored...

    Anime quotes, huh?

    Some classics...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost in the Shell
    I mean, have you ever actually seen your brain?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost in the Shell2
    There's nothing sadder than a puppet without a ghost, especially the kind with red blood running through them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost in the Shell3
    I wonder where I'll go now. The net is vast and infinite.
    Quote Originally Posted by Akira
    Kaneda: This has GOT to be a trap.
    Kei: Then go back.
    Kaneda: No. I just have to find how MUCH of it is a trap.
    Quote Originally Posted by Akira2
    Kaneda: Tetsuuuo!
    Tetsuo: Kanedaaa!
    Quote Originally Posted by Howl's moving castle
    You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?
    Quote Originally Posted by Howl's moving castle2
    Old Sophie: Howl, why is the Witch of the Wastes trying to hunt you down?
    Howl: She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn't, so then, as usual, I ran away.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spirited away
    Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!
    Quote Originally Posted by Spirited away2
    Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally tramautized?
    Nuff' for today...

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    EightBall is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon Dynamite
    Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
    Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon Dynamite
    Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
    [through gritted teeth]
    Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.
    Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
    Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon Dynamite
    You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine
    Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine
    Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am.
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Miss Sunshine
    Dwayne: [after finding out that he is colour blind and can't fly planes] FUUUUUUCK!
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    arafett745 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Johnny Got His Gun

    johnny: what is democracy ?
    father: now that has something with young men killing each other.
    johnny: what if it comes to my turn...would you want me to go ?
    father: for democracy, any man will gives his only begun son.

    seriously good old classic movie


    The Thing
    MacReady: Cheating bitch.

    Clark: I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is.

    MacReady: Yes, Garry. They dig it up. They cart it back.
    It gets thawed out, wakes up. Probably not in the best of moods ...

    MacReady: I know what you mean Blair. Trust is a tough thing to come by these days.
    Tell you what, why don’t you just trust in the Lord?

    MacReady: I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now,
    so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself,
    it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to,
    but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over,
    then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it.
    And then it's won.

    Childs: You’re a dead man, MacReady! Or a dead whatever-the-hell-you-are!

    Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time
    I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F**KING COUCH!

    MacReady, last line of the film: Why don't we just wait here awhile ... see what happens ...

    see ya later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord of the rings
    the one ring to rule them all.
    Quote Originally Posted by lord of the rings2
    nobody tosses a dwarf.
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