Page 2 of 6 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 58
  1. #11
    edo_shehb is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Jakarta
    Posts
    915

    Default



    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

  2. #12
    EightBall is offline Senior Member Well Known
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    347

    Default

    ^ Devil's advocat?

    Quote Originally Posted by Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
    You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
    Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
    All: And me. And me too. And me.
    Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
    Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
    Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
    We are the Knights who say... NI.
    Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
    Knight 2: NI.
    Other Knights: Shh...
    Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

  3. #13
    morten is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Berlin
    Posts
    2,924

    Default

    I'm bored right now...

    Quote Originally Posted by There's something about Mary
    Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
    Quote Originally Posted by South Park: The Movie
    We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse Now!
    You either surf or you fight.
    Charlie don't surf!
    Quote Originally Posted by No country for old men
    Carson Wells: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
    Anton Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
    Carson Wells: I mean the nature of *you*.

  4. #14
    Popothepenguin is offline Senior Member Always Around
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In the hall of past Queens of Offtopia
    Posts
    2,027

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberry
    CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
    VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
    CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
    BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
    VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
    BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
    WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
    BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
    WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
    CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
    WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
    BEDEMIR: Well?
    VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
    BEDEMIR: The nose?
    VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
    CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
    BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
    CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
    VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
    BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
    VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
    BEDEMIR: A newt?
    VILLAGER #3: I got better.
    VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
    CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
    BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
    she is a witch.
    CROWD: Are there? What are they?
    BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
    VILLAGER #2: Burn!
    CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
    BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
    VILLAGER #1: More witches!
    VILLAGER #2: Wood!
    BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
    [pause]
    VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
    BEDEMIR: Good!
    CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
    BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
    VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
    BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
    VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
    BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
    VILLAGER #1: No, no.
    VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
    VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
    CROWD: The pond!
    BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
    VILLAGER #1: Bread!
    VILLAGER #2: Apples!
    VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
    VILLAGER #1: Cider!
    VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
    VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
    VILLAGER #2: Mud!
    VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
    VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
    ARTHUR: A duck.
    CROWD: Oooh.
    BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
    VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
    BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
    VILLAGER #1: A witch!
    CROWD: A witch!
    BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
    [yelling]
    BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
    [whop]
    [creak]
    CROWD: A witch! A witch!
    WITCH: It's a fair cop.
    CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]
    BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
    ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
    BEDEMIR: My liege!
    ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
    and join us at the Round Table?
    BEDEMIR: My liege! I would be honored.
    ARTHUR: What is your name?
    BEDEMIR: Bedemir, my leige.
    ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table.
    Best movie ever

  5. #15
    Shego is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    double post city
    Posts
    786

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by EightBall View Post
    ^ Devil's advocat?
    Either Henchy is right or some people here are like 11 year olds or some shit...

    Hey today I watched Funny Games and in order for this quote to work, we need the scene in particular ( but without spoilers, this is sort of reserved for the people who have watched it, new version or old ) :



    Cold...cooolder..!
    Shit's tight.

  6. #16
    edo_shehb is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Jakarta
    Posts
    915

    Default

    ^ popo & 8ball

    that's a quote?, look like a whole script to me ^_^

    must find that movie though, seeing how u guys remember all dialogue like that

    and 8ball, that's a line from a few gentleman

    and my line today :

    SHOW.....ME....., THE MONEY!

    its from Jerry Mcguire, and no I don't like Tom Cruise that much

  7. #17
    Hadou-kou is offline Senior Member Respected Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    534

    Default

    "Those were 500$ sunglasses, Asshole.", Johnny Cage (Linden Ashby)-Mortal Kombat.

  8. #18
    Popothepenguin is offline Senior Member Always Around
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In the hall of past Queens of Offtopia
    Posts
    2,027

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by edo_shehb View Post
    ^ popo & 8ball

    that's a quote?, look like a whole script to me ^_^
    You can't just quote a few lines from a monty python scene. It deserves the fullest description.

    Quote Originally Posted by Die Hard
    Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
    Quote Originally Posted by Die Hard
    Yippeekayaee Motherfucker!

  9. #19
    morten is offline Senior Member Community Builder
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Berlin
    Posts
    2,924

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxi Driver
    Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taxi Driver
    Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
    [Draws]
    Saw that movie yesterday...

    Quote Originally Posted by THX 1138
    Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tron
    Master Control Program: You're getting brutal, Sark. Brutal and needlessly sadistic.
    Sark: Thank you, Master Control.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aliens
    Not bad for a human.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo '66
    There was nobody that I liked because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad. They're backstabbers, like you.
    Lol
    Quote Originally Posted by 300
    Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
    King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
    [Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
    Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
    King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
    Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
    King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
    Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
    King Leonidas: Madness...?
    [shouting]
    King Leonidas: This is Sparta!
    [Kicks the messenger down the well]

  10. #20
    Shego is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    double post city
    Posts
    786

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph Fiennes in Strange Days
    This tie costs more than your entire wardrobe. It's what separates me from the jungle.
    ( badass movie btw )

 

 
Page 2 of 6 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
vBulletin Skin by: ForumThemes.com
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2014 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162