Thread: Beowulf

Originally Posted by AtrumIncendia

Haha, I'd expect you to be enthusiastic for this movie. ANGELINA JOLIE!!1

Meh. Her legs are crooked.

Originally Posted by be0wulf

I can't believe he actually says "I AM BEOWULF!!11"

It's basically a rip-off of "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!11"

Are you serious? I swear the minute he says that I'm getting up and leaving the theatre. That is some entirely uncalled for nonsense. It was okay for Leonidas...because they didn't know what this was...I hope they found out what it was at the bottom of that well...it was Sparta bitch. More importantly everyone knows he's Beowulf, why would he just shout that out?

It's like getting into a helicopter and tell the frickin' pilot "THIS IS HELICOPTER!!!" I think he'd have the right to slap you out of the helicopter in mid-air.

Originally Posted by vphamv

...Do you know what I'm talking about?

It woulds seem as if I really don't. Sorry.

Unless it seems I do.

Trapped in a ball of confusion.

I am the only person that thinks that the movies lately suck balls...


hmmm I may think about it, but I don't think I will watch this movie

All movies lately sucks...There have been some really good ones like crash, Pan labyrinth, etc. but you can't avoid the typical hollywood flicks..Regrettably there is comin' more and more :/

Originally Posted by Chaoswind

I am the only person that thinks that the movies lately suck balls...


hmmm I may think about it, but I don't think I will watch this movie

I dunno about that... Nothing's really insanely good... but I dunno. I have hope for I Am Legend. All the good flicks are low budget indie flicks... The Assassination of Jesse James etc.

The eatern promice is actually better then I thought. The A.O.J.J. is also quite good..

I heard from a lot of friends that American Gangster was a good movie. Go watch that if Beowulf does not suit your taste. I just want to see this movie for its bad ass CG.

Eastern Promises = fucking win.

Beowulf was... well, how should I put this - I think that the best version would be if someone dubbed 300 over it. xD It was INCREDIBLY fun to make fun of. And all those nude scenes (Beowulf can't fight with clothing?) and the carefully positioned people/items to hide any penis shots... xD And Angelina Jolie's stiletto feet! Wow. I totally don't regret seeing this, if only for the 3-D (heh, I saw it in Imax) and for the fact that it was so bad it was funny.

Yes, he does say I AM BEOWULF. At least three times.

Haha my friend closed her eyes during all the gross bits in Eastern Promises.

I actually didn't like the plot twist in the middle. I originally thought that Nikolai was more of a "gangster with a conscience". But finding out that he worked for Scotland Yard/Interpol (I forget which) kinda ruined it for me.