I'm sorry to say but the movies looks like trash. Not the good recycleable kind either, I'm talking about bannana peel, home pregnancy test, herpe cream box garbage. Now I know John McClane had done some pretty impossible things but it looks like he's really going for broke in this movie. Dodging (bouncing) cars, blowing up a helicopter with a car, I don't even want to know what he does to the jet... I can only assume it involve as little blood and swearing as possible. PG-13 Die Hard?? Give me a break.
Watashi wa (doji de) tsuyoi (tsumori)!
Hashiru (suberu) migoto ni (korobu)!
Aa kokoro ni ai ga nakereba
suupaa hiiroo ja nai no sa
Kinnikuman, GO FIGHT!