If Human ears were like dog ears, what would we do with all the birthday cake?
Heh, your answer was better than mine. I thought it was chocolate. :/
Response to the joke: Obama after his secret, sweaty, sexy affair with Hillary?
Okay, my turn.
What's brown and sticky?
One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother's a ... nice, proper lady whom I wouldn't never accuse of prostitution. Unless, of course, you were Mojo. Then it's just inherently implied.
I'm still waiting for the punchline with baited breath. ;_;
Hey, I'm more than none! Well... at least this way, your profile is like a very exclusive club. You know how cool that makes you, right? Ah, by the way, what's the difference between a sick duck and a mallard with a cold?