yes, I stole this idea from the other sections.
thanks to cpr ^^
Basically, this is a joke thread where we write the rejected-script lines for Haruhi.
I'll start it off:
Adult Mikuru: see this is proof that I'm Mikuru
Kyon: I have to see more!
gender bender version
Adult Mitsuru: see this star shaped mole proves I'm Mitsuru
Kyonko: I BELIEVE OKAY! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!
Kyon and Koizumi are playing a board game
Kyon: wait. did you just summon 3 monsters on the same turn? thats against the rules!
Koizumi: screw the rules! I'm rich!
Taniguchi: the ocean and I are getting married! isn't that right ocean? ... the ocean said yes
I wanted to write an uber hax story for the yuki x ryoko battle but I can't remember it. >_<