Thread: Lines that you'll never hear in Haruhi

yes, I stole this idea from the other sections.
thanks to cpr ^^

Basically, this is a joke thread where we write the rejected-script lines for Haruhi.

I'll start it off:
Adult Mikuru: see this is proof that I'm Mikuru
Kyon: I have to see more!

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gender bender version
Adult Mitsuru: see this star shaped mole proves I'm Mitsuru
Kyonko: I BELIEVE OKAY! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!

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Kyon and Koizumi are playing a board game
Kyon: wait. did you just summon 3 monsters on the same turn? thats against the rules!
Koizumi: screw the rules! I'm rich!

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Taniguchi: the ocean and I are getting married! isn't that right ocean? ... the ocean said yes

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I wanted to write an uber hax story for the yuki x ryoko battle but I can't remember it. >_<

Kyon and Itsuki are in a closed space, watching a Celestial wreck havoc.

Kyon:Koizumi, what do your powers say about its power level?

Koizumi:ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!


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Miruku and Nagato fight each other, the Battle maid puts a finger over her eye and suddenly shouts:

"IMMA FIRIN MY LAZER!"

Over 9000? can you explain that to me... which series is it from?

Originally Posted by kniteowl

Over 9000? can you explain that to me... which series is it from?

Its from DBZ, it became a famous meme quite awhile back. Here's the video. Its because of Vegeta's voice. Listen to how he says it in this video: It's over 9000!

Here's my preferred version:S*** Its Over 9000

Oh so this is a thread were we can make up any scene right?

"Damn it's so hot," Haruhi wipes her face with a hankerchief. The whole brigade was together, as usual their mission was to look for something supernatural.

"Face it Haruhi, in a climate like this not even ghosts would have the mood to come out." Kyon whined.

"What we really need is some Ice Cream don't you think?" Koizumi suggested.

"Right!" Haruhi cheered.

"Who's with me?!"

"MEEEEE!" everybody shouts... then they paused and glared at Yuki who still had her hands up in a cheering pose.

Glaareeeeeeee....

"W-what!?" Yuki blushed.

yeah I know it sucked but bear with me xD

Haruhi: Kyon, I love you.

/thread

Kyon: Its finally time
Haruhi: Yea. Drop your pants and bend over
Kyon: .... Ehh
Haruhi: DO IT BITCH!

no no no.."do it or heads will roll" XD

Haruhi:Oh, wait you're right. I was wrong. Sorry.

I believe this picture says it all... or I could make something up lol

Nagato: Rasengan! ( that's the only thing I remember from naruto lol)