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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Lines that you'll never hear in Haruhi

    yes, I stole this idea from the other sections.
    thanks to cpr ^^

    Basically, this is a joke thread where we write the rejected-script lines for Haruhi.

    I'll start it off:
    Adult Mikuru: see this is proof that I'm Mikuru
    Kyon: I have to see more!

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    gender bender version
    Adult Mitsuru: see this star shaped mole proves I'm Mitsuru
    Kyonko: I BELIEVE OKAY! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!

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    Kyon and Koizumi are playing a board game
    Kyon: wait. did you just summon 3 monsters on the same turn? thats against the rules!
    Koizumi: screw the rules! I'm rich!

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    Taniguchi: the ocean and I are getting married! isn't that right ocean? ... the ocean said yes

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    I wanted to write an uber hax story for the yuki x ryoko battle but I can't remember it. >_<

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    Mal_Ganus123 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Kyon and Itsuki are in a closed space, watching a Celestial wreck havoc.

    Kyon:Koizumi, what do your powers say about its power level?

    Koizumi:ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!


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    Miruku and Nagato fight each other, the Battle maid puts a finger over her eye and suddenly shouts:

    "IMMA FIRIN MY LAZER!"
    Last edited by Mal_Ganus123; 10-06-2008 at 07:56 PM.
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    kniteowl is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Over 9000? can you explain that to me... which series is it from?



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    Mal_Ganus123 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Quote Originally Posted by kniteowl View Post
    Over 9000? can you explain that to me... which series is it from?
    Its from DBZ, it became a famous meme quite awhile back. Here's the video. Its because of Vegeta's voice. Listen to how he says it in this video: It's over 9000!

    Here's my preferred version:S*** Its Over 9000
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    hinagikukatsura is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Oh so this is a thread were we can make up any scene right?

    "Damn it's so hot," Haruhi wipes her face with a hankerchief. The whole brigade was together, as usual their mission was to look for something supernatural.

    "Face it Haruhi, in a climate like this not even ghosts would have the mood to come out." Kyon whined.

    "What we really need is some Ice Cream don't you think?" Koizumi suggested.

    "Right!" Haruhi cheered.

    "Who's with me?!"

    "MEEEEE!" everybody shouts... then they paused and glared at Yuki who still had her hands up in a cheering pose.

    Glaareeeeeeee....

    "W-what!?" Yuki blushed.

    yeah I know it sucked but bear with me xD
    My Waifu!

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    be0wulf is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Haruhi: Kyon, I love you.

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    Raszagal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Kyon: Its finally time
    Haruhi: Yea. Drop your pants and bend over
    Kyon: .... Ehh
    Haruhi: DO IT BITCH!

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    sakura_hana is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    no no no.."do it or heads will roll" XD

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    Stuyvesant is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Haruhi:Oh, wait you're right. I was wrong. Sorry.

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    kniteowl is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    I believe this picture says it all... or I could make something up lol

    Nagato: Rasengan! ( that's the only thing I remember from naruto lol)




 

 
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