Thread: Lines You'll Never Hear in Negima!

For those of you who read Full Metal Alchemist, you may recognize this from the forum there. This is the same thing, but for Negima. For a little humor and laughs, why don't we post...

Lines You'll Never Hear in Negima!

This is easy and fun! All you post is lines you'll never hear in Negima, they can boring, funny, stupid, or down-right perverted. This is just for fun.

I'll set an example:

Negi: I wonder about mom now...
Kotaro: I just realized I like girls!
Nagi: I should have paid child support...

I'll leave the rest up to you!

Actually, who is Negi's mom and what happened to her (or was I just not paying attention)?

never mentioned whatsoever, maybe in the future.

Takamichi: I like little boys ( a little disturbing i know.)
Evangeline: The greatest thing I can give you is kindness~
Negi: All living things were meant to be Destroyed!

Nodoka: BURN! BURN!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Yue: One coke please
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Konoka: Setchan~! <3
Setsuna: no ... we musn't...
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Chamo: ack porn! my innocent eyes! it burns!
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Nagi: Negi, actually your mother is Asuna.
Negi: what?
Nagi: and thats not all. I'm actually you. I use a time-travel-jutsu and...
Negi: this is all BS isn't it
Nagi:

Originally Posted by _Vincent_

Konoka: Setchan~! <3
Setsuna: no ... we musn't...

Nah that happens all the time

Evangeline : You were born by midichlorians, your father was also your mother, because he had sex change operation... TWICE !!
Negi : ...midi-what ?
Evangeline : You know.. Jedi.. force..whooo-destiny and stuff
Negi : Can I have a lightsaber !!
Evangeline : Only if you beg for it - now bark like a dog and lick my shoes !!

Negi: Hmmm. Isn't it odd that everyone in Wales is perfectly fluent in Japanese? Or is it that my entire class can speak perfect English?

Negi: Now where does Chamo hide his porn mags . . . .

Chamo: Although panties are nice, what really gets me going is a nice, stained pair of a MAN's underpants!!!

Negi: Alright class, today I will be performing your body measurements . . . by hand!

Asuna: Actually, wouldn't it be sorta weird if a fifty (some-odd) year old man was attracted to me?

Setsuna: Listen, Ojou-Sama; I'm not freakin' gay, alright?

Takamichi: Stupid Asuna . . . you suck, you can do Kanka super-awesome and I can't . . . Hell no I won't go out with you, I only like busty chicks anyways!

Konoka: Negi or Set-chan . . . Negi or Set-chan . . . I guess I'll just flip a coin. *Flip-flip-flip* . . . It landed on its side . . . what the hell . . . (Nodoka) It could mean both! (Konoka) Frickin' Sweet!

Nagi: (Somewhere in Asia) . . . Last f**cking time I drive while listening to Tom-Tom!!!

Yue: If I see one more breast bigger than a A-cup, I swear I will Google breast implant do-it-yourself kits!

Anya: Actually, Negi, I only came to Japan because Chamo stole my favorite pair of panties. . . (Crap! That might actually happen . . . )

Negi: I quit teaching. And magic! I am going to be a Squib and work at Publix.

Setsuna: I got my wings
1) on Ebay!
2) by drinking Red Bull!
3) from a third grade art project!
4) by jacking an angel on GTA!
5) because they were out of Air Treks!
6) because flying on brooms is too stimulating!

Nodoka: . . . TIme to catalog the Adult Section!

Paru: I should probably be responsible with my powers; So, no ecchi, no Negi copies, nothing remotely embarrasing to anyone, and especially nothing that could grow out of control!

Evangeline: Actually, Negi . . . I'm your real mother. Your dad was into loli, one thing led to another . . .

Nodoka: Oh, silly Negi-sensei, it's only rape if you didn't like it!

Iincho: My obssession with a ten year old boy is kind of wrong, isn't i?

Yotsuba: One time, at band camp . . .

Chachamaru: I am fully functional, Negi-sensei, and have been trained in the most skilled techniques . . . (Actually, she might say this, but not the way I'm intending!!)

Chisame: Maybe I'm the one that's anal; not evry one else.

Fate Averruncus: Emo is overrated . . .

Ku Fei: I'm aiming for a Doctorate in English . . .

Negi: Would you marry me?
Kotaru: Sure.

Setsuna: I'm going to visit Motoko-oneesan.