Lines You'll Never Hear in Negima!

After a hard and long battle, Negi finally able to defeat Fate...
Negi: "At last... The time has come!"
(Fate falls on the ground, covered in blood)
Negi: "Now, come forth! Power...!"
(Suddenly, a lighting struck on Negi)
Negi: "Yes! Now, I can live even longer... but, I think I need more age-changing pills after all... and..."
(Suddenly, Negi's body turn into an adult form)
Girls: "Huh?... Negi... What? What's happen.."
Negi: "Ah...Can't be helped I guess. Well, you know... I'm actually Nagi and I've lived long enough by killing other of my kind. By doing so, I've become immortal"
Girls: "Are you supposed to be one of those High*anders?..." -_-;;
Negi/Nagi: "Well, that's what I am ^^"

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Originally Posted by 98abaile

Negi: "Gomus gomus bazookarus".

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wut... this ain't One Piece...

Kamo: Negi since you accepted your dark nature its time to teach you some techniques..... ero techniques!!!!!

Negi: Errr chamo i got ya some bad news.......

Kamo: >:3 ???!

Negi: I already trained that kind of techniques....in fact i've mastered them....chisame helped me a lot jejeje

Kamo:O_O!!

Negi: ^^

Chamo: your indeed Nagi's son ......^^

Negi: ¬¬!

When you look at it, Nagi's team (Including Nagi himself) never seem to get older... maybe they're HighLanders afterall...

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Originally Posted by FireBomber

When you look at it, Nagi's team (Including Nagi himself) never seem to get older... maybe they're HighLanders afterall...

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What are you talking about? Negi definitely aged if you look back and then he died. Also Konoka's father looks alot older when you look back at him at volume 6.

Yeah, I mean... its been 20 years or so, but they just seems still young... (esp Al)

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When Negi and Kotarou (a.k.a Nagi and Koujirou) manages to reach to the finals of the Ostia Tournament... Suddenly...

"HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!"

??? : " I can't let you two to be the victorious!"
??? (2) : "Come on... just relax... pal"
??? : " I just can't wait to fight the strongest soldier!"
??? (2) : " Oh well, do as you like..."

The two misterious man appears in front of them... and they introduced themself

??? : "My names Vegeta!"
??? (2) : "My names Goku...Yo-Ro-Shi-Ku..."

Negi and Koutarou : "Hey wait!! You're in the wrong tournament!"

Vegeta and Goku : "What are you talking abo... huh? Wrong place?"

Goku : "Sorry, seems like I got the wrong cordinates when teleporting again...^^"

Vegeta : "..."

I think Al mentioned along the lines "He's similar to Asuna." in the sense that he doesn't age or so...

Eishun aged, that's for sure...

Takamichi aged alot....

we have no idea of course about Nagi....

and Rakan... still looks the same... >_> then again, it was a far shot so we couldn't see his face clearly...

After the last Harry Potter book was finish, Rowlings' and she were discussing some ideals for Rowlings' next book.

Editor: I have an ideal for your next book.
Rowlings: I want my next book to be a mystery.
Editor: I have a good for your next book.
Rowlings: O.k, please tell me about your ideal.
Editor: My ideal is about a ten year old boy wizard who becomes a teacher.
Rowlings: A ten year old boy wizard like Harry.
Editor: Yes, Rowlings. Unlike Harry, the boy wizard will be searching for his father.
Rowlings: Ummmph, sounds familiar.
Editor: The settlng of the story will be in Japan.
Rowlings: What a minute, you are thinking about Negima Magister Magi.
Editor: Well, I did not know. I still have another ideal.
Rowlings: Ok. Tell me.
Editor: My ideal for your next book is about a fifteen year old boy who saves a world from a devistating war. The boy is the leader of a team of Wizards known as the Scarlet Wing. One of the members of the Scarlet Wing is a young tomboy around the hero's age. The tomboy is not much of a problem until she starts falling for the hero.

Note: Not much of a joke. It is a parody on the ideal for Rowlings's next book. Her Editor's ideal for her next book sounds like a probable prequel for the Negima series.

Negi: Rakan, I want to know a little about my mother.
Rakan: Well, it will cost you a million darma.
Negi: Rakan, you promise to tell me any information about my parents for free.
Rakan: Ok. All I can say about your mother is that Ken told me not to tell you that she was a member of the Crimson Wing.
Negi: What?
Rakan: Darn, why I have to such an idiot?
:p

^related to above poster :

Ken Akamatsu : Copyright infringement! I sue thee!!!
JKR : OMGWTF nu wai!!! D: