Page 31 of 33 FirstFirst ... 212930313233 LastLast
Results 301 to 310 of 329
  1. #301
    rodavlas is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Get a GPS and look for me there...
    Posts
    750

    Default

    ^winrar on soooo many levels... XD

  2. #302
    Dark Raven is offline Member Frequent Poster
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    85

    Default

    Chisame: Wait! You mean I am Negi's sister? But we ... we ... Negi ... I am pregnant.

    XD
    Mahou Sensei Negima Forever!

  3. #303
    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    MARS!! The future for mankind.
    Posts
    730

    Default

    Fate's worst nightmare!!!

    Negi: TAKE THIS! Ultimate technique!!! SEX CHANGE CURSE!!!!
    Fate: WHAT?!!
    Fate: NnNOOoo-OOOO-oooOOooO-OO!!! (slow-mo)

  4. #304
    takahata is offline Senior Member Well Known
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    256

    Default

    Big Boss: Negi, you foil my plans for a great comeback.
    Negi: A great comeback.
    Big Boss: Yes, Negi.
    Negi: Then who are you?
    Big Boss: I am Harry Potter.

    Negi: Eva, I told that you couldn't married me.
    Eva: It is because it is my age or I am vampire.
    Negi: Well, I got some girl pregnant.
    Eva: Who was this girl, Asuna?
    Negi: No, she was the seventh member.


    Negi: Well father since I found you, the series is over.
    Nagi: Son, we have got a big problem.
    Negi: What is it?
    Nagi: It's Lord Voldemort.

  5. #305
    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    MARS!! The future for mankind.
    Posts
    730

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by takahata View Post
    Negi: Well father since I found you, the series is over.
    Nagi: Son, we have got a big problem.
    Negi: What is it?
    Nagi: It's Lord Voldemort.
    LOLz HP much? This one is hilarious. I guess "Voldemort" is the last boss.

  6. #306
    otbaht is offline Senior Member Well Known
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    here
    Posts
    310

    Default

    anyone: I am kira
    nobody is perfect im a nobody therefor i am perfect

  7. #307
    rodavlas is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Get a GPS and look for me there...
    Posts
    750

    Default

    Nodoka : I seez what j00 r theenkeeng... hehehehehehehe...

  8. #308
    Dark Raven is offline Member Frequent Poster
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    85

    Default

    Asuna and Negi are finally together and she flashes a wicked smile and says ...

    Asuna: Lick my feet, boy.

    Negi drools with delight.

    XD
    Mahou Sensei Negima Forever!

  9. #309
    boonxunil is offline Junior Member Newbie
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I don't know..there is no window..
    Posts
    2

    Default

    20years ago:
    Nagi: I'm gonna end the war today.
    Takahata: Impossible
    Nagi: I have a plan. I'm gonna use the power of the world tree to cast a
    forced panty erasing spell on the hole world.
    Takahata: 0.o'


    Kamo-kun: Negi...the truth is...I'm your father!
    Negi: You are my father?Impossible!!I thought your invincible.
    Who was it? Who turned you into a perverted eramine?
    Kamo(Nagi): Well...a few billion (pretty angry) woman
    Negi: 0.o wtf

  10. #310
    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    MARS!! The future for mankind.
    Posts
    730

    Default

    How to be a ninja, by ---censored---.
    ---K---: First, you must make yourself completely unrecognisable by wearing ninja clothes. Nin nin.
    ---K---: Second, you must keep lots of big hidden weapons that are immpossible to store in your outfit, degozaru.
    ---K---: Third, being well-endowed is an advantage for both seduction and combat. It is highly difficult for a male to hit a female's breast due to instinct.
    ---K---: Thats it for today. Can you guess who I am? Nin nin.

 

 
Page 31 of 33 FirstFirst ... 212930313233 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
vBulletin Skin by: ForumThemes.com
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2014 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79