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    rodavlas is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    ^winrar on soooo many levels... XD

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    Dark Raven is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Chisame: Wait! You mean I am Negi's sister? But we ... we ... Negi ... I am pregnant.

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    Mahou Sensei Negima Forever!

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    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Fate's worst nightmare!!!

    Negi: TAKE THIS! Ultimate technique!!! SEX CHANGE CURSE!!!!
    Fate: WHAT?!!
    Fate: NnNOOoo-OOOO-oooOOooO-OO!!! (slow-mo)

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    takahata is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Big Boss: Negi, you foil my plans for a great comeback.
    Negi: A great comeback.
    Big Boss: Yes, Negi.
    Negi: Then who are you?
    Big Boss: I am Harry Potter.

    Negi: Eva, I told that you couldn't married me.
    Eva: It is because it is my age or I am vampire.
    Negi: Well, I got some girl pregnant.
    Eva: Who was this girl, Asuna?
    Negi: No, she was the seventh member.


    Negi: Well father since I found you, the series is over.
    Nagi: Son, we have got a big problem.
    Negi: What is it?
    Nagi: It's Lord Voldemort.

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    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Quote Originally Posted by takahata View Post
    Negi: Well father since I found you, the series is over.
    Nagi: Son, we have got a big problem.
    Negi: What is it?
    Nagi: It's Lord Voldemort.
    LOLz HP much? This one is hilarious. I guess "Voldemort" is the last boss.

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    otbaht is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    anyone: I am kira
    nobody is perfect im a nobody therefor i am perfect

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    rodavlas is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Nodoka : I seez what j00 r theenkeeng... hehehehehehehe...

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    Dark Raven is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Asuna and Negi are finally together and she flashes a wicked smile and says ...

    Asuna: Lick my feet, boy.

    Negi drools with delight.

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    Mahou Sensei Negima Forever!

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    boonxunil is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    20years ago:
    Nagi: I'm gonna end the war today.
    Takahata: Impossible
    Nagi: I have a plan. I'm gonna use the power of the world tree to cast a
    forced panty erasing spell on the hole world.
    Takahata: 0.o'


    Kamo-kun: Negi...the truth is...I'm your father!
    Negi: You are my father?Impossible!!I thought your invincible.
    Who was it? Who turned you into a perverted eramine?
    Kamo(Nagi): Well...a few billion (pretty angry) woman
    Negi: 0.o wtf

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    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    How to be a ninja, by ---censored---.
    ---K---: First, you must make yourself completely unrecognisable by wearing ninja clothes. Nin nin.
    ---K---: Second, you must keep lots of big hidden weapons that are immpossible to store in your outfit, degozaru.
    ---K---: Third, being well-endowed is an advantage for both seduction and combat. It is highly difficult for a male to hit a female's breast due to instinct.
    ---K---: Thats it for today. Can you guess who I am? Nin nin.

 

 
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