Thread: Lines You'll Never Hear in Negima!

Nagi: Now since you have found me Negi, Ken can move on to another
series.

Negi: Dad, we have a little problem.

Nagi: Son, the series was supposed to end after you found me.

Negi: Dad, Ken wants the both of us to find my mother.

Nagi: Son, you have found your mother.

Negi: Dad, I have not found my mother.

Nagi: Son, your mother is Evangeline.

Negi: Whatttt?

Negi: As a British person, I really appreciate the portrayal that actor Hugh Grant has painted of us.

Negi: Shit, no milk for my tea.......... Asuna, Konoka? Get 'em out!

Negi: For Christmas, I want breast milk. That is all.

Evangeline: I am the Batman!

Setsuna: I always thought Yuri was straight

Negi: Dad, what is my mother's name?

Nagi: Son, all I know about your mother is that she is pactio 202.

Negi: Damn, my scar hurts.
Asuna: You mean from Voldemort?
Negi: Naw stupid, the one from falling off my staff.

Nodoka: Someone shit on the coats.

Originally Posted by takahata

Negi: Dad, what is my mother's name?

Nagi: Son, all I know about your mother is that she is pactio 202.

Haha you got nice ones, keep it up.

negi: i'm tired of teaching. setsuna could i borrow some substitution dolls?
setsuna: but they are not intelligent enough to teach classes.
negi: its alright, i could use those age changing pills to make him as my cousin nagi to distract the girls. this way i can have more free time.
setsuna: what if another accident occurs like last time?
negi: so what? it wont be me wont it?

Originally Posted by AtrumIncendia

Nah that happens all the time

WHAT? they actually did it? >_<

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Chizuru: you've been drinking in the toilet again haven't you! bad dog!
Kotarou: *whimper*
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Nagi: negi you were adopted.

Negi: NOOOO!

Konoka : Rastel Mascir Magister.

Negi : Hey! That's my spell key?

Konoka : O Rly? Well... too bad.

Negi : O.o

Bad... I know....

Negi : So, Konoka's powers are stronger than the Thousand Master's right?

Eishun : Right.

Negi : By how much?

Eishun : IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAA-

Negi : Shaddap.

Eishun : Yeah yeah.