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  1. #121
    ledah144 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    eva and albireo are in the spa of eva when :

    eva : albireo hurry and shoot ¡¡

    albireo : ahh iM GoNNA FiRE Ma LAZeR¡¡¡¡¡

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    Revna Varea is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Mana: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do you?

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    Negi: Smack mah Bitch up, Smack mah Bitch up!
    Wawaaawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Asuna (Or anyone else for that matter): Through the fire and flames we carry onnnnn

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    Negi: damn the fact the my left testy hasn't dropped yet! I'm coming air only after number 8 on the list. I wonder if Chamo still has some of em aging pills.

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    Negi:
    Latin:
    cruor , sex , sugar , veneficus ,
    tribuo mihi vires , balbutio quod Viagra!!
    English
    (Blood, sugar, sex, magic
    Give me Strength, Stamina and Viagra!)

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    forsakenlight77 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    60yr old negi telling his grandson," u know son, i regret not realising all the luck i had when i was still young...i was so innocent back then...aah there were so many. so many... sigh.."

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    salvadorfranz is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Mana : *shoots self in the head* Orpheus!

    yeah I know... I'm really addicted to Persona 3... lulz...

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    Revna Varea is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Mana: The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.


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    Fate: And you, Negi, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
    Negi: [Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly] No.
    [Polygraph suddenly registers Negi completely in control]
    Fate: Oh... Shit.
    Negi: Not without incident.

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    Something for the Negima Series: (Spoiler Alert!!!! - End of the Series, when they try and rescue Asuna)

    (Negi Stands over the defeated demon)
    Demon: Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?
    [Negi sees a flash of Asuna's face]
    Negi: I pay it gladly.

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    Negi: I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?

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    Negi: I don't think we should see each other any more.
    Nodoka: Why? What's wrong?
    Negi: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

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    takahata is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Negi: Asuna, we may be able to find my father after we found the Silver Imperium Cyrstal.

    Asuna: Negi, there is no such thing as the Silver Imperium Cyrstal.

    Negi: Oops, I got to stop watching Sailor Moon after school.
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    Eva: Nagi. I love you.

    Nagi: Eva, I told you about my wife.

    Eva: Which one, 292 or 293?
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    Chisame: I am no longer the number one internet idol.

    Asuna: Then who is the number idol on the internet.

    Chisame: Some girl name Minako Aino.
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    Negi to his students: I will like to introduce your to your new classmates, Hotaru Tomoe, Forty, and Sarah McDougal.

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    Fate: You can't defeat me Negi.

    Negi: Yes, I can.

    Fate: No, you can.

    Negi: Yes, I can.

    Fate: Oh come on

    Negi: All I have to do is to say the word "Girl."

    What Fate hears next is an explosion.

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    Keitario: Mei, about your new friend Asuna.

    Mei: She is all right, Keitario.

    Keitario: Mei, Asuna's kicks are worst than Naru's punches.

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    AtrumIncendia is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by takahata View Post
    Negi: Asuna, we may be able to find my father after we found the Silver Imperium Cyrstal.

    Asuna: Negi, there is no such thing as the Silver Imperium Cyrstal.

    Negi: Oops, I got to stop watching Sailor Moon after school.
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    Eva: Nagi. I love you.

    Nagi: Eva, I told you about my wife.

    Eva: Which one, 292 or 293?
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    Chisame: I am no longer the number one internet idol.

    Asuna: Then who is the number idol on the internet.

    Chisame: Some girl name Minako Aino.
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    Negi to his students: I will like to introduce your to your new classmates, Hotaru Tomoe, Forty, and Sarah McDougal.

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    Fate: You can't defeat me Negi.

    Negi: Yes, I can.

    Fate: No, you can.

    Negi: Yes, I can.

    Fate: Oh come on

    Negi: All I have to do is to say the word "Girl."

    What Fate hears next is an explosion.

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    Keitario: Mei, about your new friend Asuna.

    Mei: She is all right, Keitario.

    Keitario: Mei, Asuna's kicks are worst than Naru's punches.
    Haha you got some nice ones. it would be funny if Naru ended up in the story, since her sister is Mei and they look exactly the same.

  8. #128
    salvadorfranz is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    hahaha!!! Asuna Kick pwns teh Naru punch!? lulz... now ya got me thinking... XD

    *excerpt from Chuck Norris facts*

    Akamatsu facts : When Asuna's Kick meets Naru's Punch, we have a Big Bang.

  9. #129
    ledah144 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    in some point of magic world :

    Kazumi : OMG¡¡ were are we , we are lost sayo

    Sayo : yeah, what we going to do ?

    Kazumi : Dont worry they could fin us if we have a ...... WTF ¡¡¡ where is my badge , where is my wing badge ¡¡? omg ¡¡ i dont have a wing badge ¡¡

    LOL

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    flannan is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Sayo: you know, as long as i'm outside the school's barrier, i can use my full powers...
    Sayo possesses a dragon: Where do we go, Kazumi-san?

 

 
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