Thread: "Oh, so you have ***"

Right, this is an anime-tagline parody topic. Take some sort of chant/tagline etc and work it into the following parody:

|Two men are sitting at a bench talking. Eventually their conversation leads to Man A's revealing of a terrible disease:
Man B: "So come on, what's your disease, man?"
Man A: *Sigh* "Eh...I am the bone of the my sword."
Man B: "Ouch, tough luck. Steel is your body and Fire is your Blood, right?"
Man A: *Nod* "I have withstood pain to create many weapons, yet those hands will never hold anything."
Man B: "Tough Break. Remind me, what's the scientific name?"
Man A: "Hmm...'Unlimited Blade Works', I think."

Optional Add-on:

Man B: "Any cure?"
Man A: "Death or getting a limb-transplant."

The two men carry on with their chatter.|

Replace any part with anything you like. But it MUST make a parody of something from an Anime/Manga and it MUST be played out like a disease.

with sasuke in front of his eyes, naruto taps into the kyubi's chakra

Karen:SASUKE! WHAT DOES THE SHARIGAN SAY ABOUT NARUTO'S CHAKRA(power) LEVEL
Sasuke:ITS OVER 9000!*crushes itachi's eyes*

Man A: Hey Vegetta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Man B: Its over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNNNND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Man A: WHAT, 9000?!

So so obvious that this was going to be posted.

Thanks to whoever moved the topic, wasn't sure which it would belong in...

But um...>_< That was NOT in any way something to go with the topic@It's Over 9000!.

You're supposed to work it into THE phrase used in the first post.

Being it's a Disease and brought up in a conversation between two people.

*Sigh*

So you mean like...

"I'm sorry, sir, but your power level - it's over 9000. We can help you lower it with our expensive technology and alien superpowers, but there's still a good chance you'll die in two months. Have a nice day!"

I still don't get what we're supposed to do....

i think i understand.
Man A : So dude what you eat?
Man B: OMG I ate an apple.
Man A: Uhhhh why.........?
Man B: Caues I have this disease where my power level is 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Man A: 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man B: yah its contagious too!
Man A: uhh kool
Man B: .... not when your in the bathroom, I'm still fixing it for the 7th time. It's never gets any better.........
Man A: SHIT, STAY THE F*** away from me!


is it like that Oo?

Originally Posted by 98abaile

Man A: Hey Vegetta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Man B: Its over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNNNND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Man A: WHAT, 9000?!

So so obvious that this was going to be posted.

that joke is older than my grand mothe rbut it still crackes a smile