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    Kolox is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    173. There is more than 100 ways to strip girl naked - one of them involves sneezing
    174. The main hero might be stuck by boulder, hit by thunder or run by car or train, but he won't die until he accomplish his goal
    175. Most males are partly gay

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    176. Male fighter bodies are ripped, toned with immaculate six-packs.
    177. Female fighter bodies are made to look attractive, and commonly, big-breasted despite its physical hindrance.
    Last edited by Viraten; 09-06-2007 at 03:31 PM. Reason: Change your numbers, foo'!
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    176. You never need to use the bathroom.

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    177. You can wear an orange jumpsuit in a forest and nobody will notice you coming.

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    Raszagal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    178. You can wear your same clothes for days! And no one will notice!
    Last edited by Raszagal; 09-07-2007 at 03:09 AM.

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    ^ I guess thats 178.

    179. Everyone has the best memory.
    180. In the anime world, Japan is the origin of total destruction.
    181. Beward of the year 2015. Evangelion and RahXephon shall collide.

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    182. Rule of weapon progression: In a duel or a similar fight swords beat all firearms. Pistols beat all other firearms. Exceptions can occur only when small girls or robots are involved, and are pretty rare
    - Corollary: never bring a gun to a swordfight.

    183. Rules of medieval weaponry: Swords - at least Japanese ones - are the most useful weapon. Maces, axes, and normal spears - not to mention anything like a halberd are exotic weapons and/or do not exist
    - Addition 1: it is practically impossible to die from an arrow when you are holding a sword, especially a relic one
    - Addition 1.1: and these are not exactly rare.
    - Addition 1.2: holding a sword protects you from quite a few other things, too.
    - Addition 2: Anyone fighting with a staff is usually surprisingly good.
    - Addition 3: bows seldom kill people, but are surpringly effective versus monsters.

    184. Rule of good looks: Coolness is power. Coolness makes your strikes stronger than muscles and protects you more than armor.
    - Corollary: a skinny-looking guy with good looks will be tougher than an entire team of professional boxers.
    - Corollary 2: when in trouble, channel your inner badass.


    185. Rule of the gender-based energy drain: The moment the protagonist appears near a woman with good fighting skills, they decrease at least by half. The moment that a woman appears near a protagonist with any fighting skills or even the ambition to get them, he becomes a powerhouse.
    - Corollary 1: a male character can't become stronger without a female involved, and will always become strong if there is one.
    - Corollary: leading males tend to save girl characters that should be stronger than them. A leading female (rare at best) seldom gets to save her (boy)friend or male companions, and even then she needs help. She can, however, rescue male minor characters or males she does not know.

    186. Rule of divine cuteness: cute people tend to have special abilities and powers
    - Corollary 1: if your opponent is cute, you are in deep s..t. This is especially the case of cute girls having at least one of the below: apparent age of 13 and less, long skirts, and curly hair.
    - Corollary 3: cuteness is equal to coolness in most respects

    187. Rule of age conspiracy: age does not matter in terms of power. A 15-year old can be more skilled, powerful, or even smart than anyone older - and usually is at least one of those.
    - Addition 1: however, old people tend to be in power, even in places where positions of power are decided by strength alone.
    - Addition 2: Only old people can be genuinely evil, especially if they are more than 100 years old.
    - Exception 1: an old master of martial arts is usually much stronger than a young one, but will usually die after teaching the young character
    - Exception 1.1: he (no old female masters of martial arts exist in recorded history) can not die before he does so.
    - Addition 3 There are no powerful and skillful characters between the age of 30 and 60;
    - Addition 3.1: exceptions can be made for those who look younger than 30 or older than 60.
    - Addition 4: anyone over the age of 25 thinks himself old.

    188. Rule of unnecessary geography: Everything one cares about or needs is usually in Japan.
    - Corollary 1: especially if it involves world domination
    - Corollary 2: if the BBEG does take over Japan, this would mean a world domination
    - Corollary 3: if the so-called "rest of the world" exists, it doesn't matter.

    189. Rule of scientific relativity: The "laws" of science are merely guidelines
    - Corollary 1: Gravity is subjective
    - Corollary 1.1: particularly as it involves hairstyles and powerful/cute/cool characters.
    Last edited by 4uk4ata; 09-07-2007 at 06:16 AM.

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    190. Silent male heroes have a tragic past

    (got everything coolpoprocks said cept for 'The green-haired alien girl will always betray her people for the man she loves.' )

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    191. Babies can make excellent mafiosos.
    aka. LaSere

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    192. If your a transfer student from abroad. you are automatically blonde (if your not then your a fake)
    193. a follow up for 192 rule. it also applies to half-races.
    194. Animals can talk. you just never notice

 

 
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