328. Haircolour defines how mysterious you are.
329. When your dead or dying there will always be a reaper or mysterious being to bargain for your life.
330. Idiots or morons will always prove to be a genius in some ways.
sorry if they are alrdy mentioned
331. Beware of cute girl with innocent smile holding a violin briefcase (more or so if u is hated/hunted by government)
332. They don't seem to have disease related to H thing
333. Added from 319, parent are virtually invalid, their reason is to meet dateline or weekly quota.
334. Anime men are basically idiot hero and villain alike, sad...who’s in the right mind in the heat of life and death battle >.> giving extra long explanations of their skill to their enemies?...just kill the villain/hero already.
335. Rich beyond explanations and have many maids/butler.(self explanation)maybe they used gameshark or AR for infinite cash >.>…..
336. I want their cloth it’s seem almost indestructible and never seem to smell, maybe they have advance odor absorbance of some sort..and maybe their cloth made from Kevlar :O , especially girl cloth. Who in the right mind wear skimpy outfit to battle anyway…
338. below actually 337,just want to add this shinobi always carry log(wood piece) in doraemon pocket for switching purpose
339. Dating location, cliche woot woot ,ah the horror..the horror =.= -ferris wheel and theme park. You all know the rest.
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367. Good coincidences always happen at the right time.
368. If you're a man and the sight of a naked woman doesn't completely dominate your attention span, you're probably evil.
369. If you see a helpless cute nude girl, the right thing to do is take her to your house
370. Cute girls with amnesia only know how to say one word such as "chii" or "nyu"
371. Treat all female children well, because they'll grow up to be really hot and want to marry you.
Addition - Say that you don't want to marry them, and then they'll still love you even more.
372. Remember! A good deed as a child a day brings you 20 hot chicks who are 100 percent devoted to you in every way!
373. When you're a ninja, dress up in the
A. brightest clothes you can imagine that will immediately reveal your location.
B. The most sexually provocative clothing, because they'll never get fully ripped no matter what they are.
374. Someone sneaking up on someone can teleport to a location immediately or pull out a crappy disguise from nowhere, but in a fight, they go extremely slow.
375. There are only 3 types of dates.
A. Amusement Park (Must ride Ferris Wheel no matter what)
B. Movie Theater (Male must try to hold girl's hand, and fail miserably)
C. Cafe (Ice cream and tea only)
376. The police/army don't exist. They only appear standing around doing absolutely nothing.
377. Every summer there is a beach trip. Then there is special emphasis placed upon the girl's swimsuits, because for some reason, they are the #1 most noticed piece of clothing of a girl (which is probably why no one notices that they wear the same clothes every day for every year of their life.)
378. When someone peeps on you, you DONT get a restraining order but just slap them or punch them into the sky, only to allow them to peep on you again.
379. Someone who has lived the same way of life for centuries can suddenly change their entire life and way of thought within a 30 second speech in the middle of a battle.
380. Whenever 4kids licenses something, it sucks.
381. No one goes to jail or goes to court for something.
382. Screw the rules, I have big boobs!
383. Whenever someone transfers in, the whole class is in awe and looks in wonder at the new student before squealing crazily.
384. Small things are cute.
385. Take everyday occurrences and make a big deal out of them.
386. There is always a girl who can't cook, tries to learn to cook, but then cooks somethings less crappy then before.
387. Making the most retarded, stupidest and most dangerous decisions will somehow turn out to be a good thing, no matter how borderline idiotic and dangerous the decision is.
388. Cute girls will always try to be picked up by some thugs on the street, who will proceed to fight with the main character. The girl will be nervous, the thugs will always have no charm whatsoever, though they dress like normal people, always act drunk, always ask the girl to go get a drink with them, and all look like hobos.
389. There is no piece of clothing that is more resilient or long-lasting than the schoolgirl uniform.
390. Tokyo is supposed to be the most heavily populated city of Japan, but apparently, whenever the main character walks down a street, enters a store or a movie theater, the streets are always a) almost empty b) completely empty.
Amusement parks never have long lines in them, because that's just how it is.
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391. there's no such thing as an unwanted pregnancy
392. being crushed by giant rocks will only result in minor bruises
393. when properly hit, everybody will spit blood
Quite very fixed.
Originally Posted by ftayao
12-18-2007, 02:45 AM
394. no one really dies
395. the evil character is never really evil
396. male characters always gets a nose bleed whenever they see a nake girl