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    daviedave1 is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Default Gantz: The Users Manual

    Let's say, theoretically now, that Gantz was a little less of a sadistic jerkface, and that he had some interest in actually preserving and cultivating his fighting force instead of relying on squealing rookies every time out, 95% who die without any idea of what they were supposed to be doing.

    Lets say he wanted to up the survival rate, and so along with your suit, guns, invisibility machines and custom Steamboy-Ripoff motorcycle, you got a users manual, part technical instruction guide and part learn-on-the-fly survival guide. We've all seen enough Gantzing (yeah, I'm going to use that as a verb, it just seems right) to probably write at least part of that sort of guide ourselves, so my challenge to you all is: do it!

    Write all or part of what you think the newbie Gantzer needs to know, when he needs to know it, which I think we can all agree, unlike Gantz, is before his face gets eaten off by a giant insane space canary.

    Possible themes or sections I'll suggest our guide book would need, though do anything you think is need-to-know:

    -How to use your equipment, or: Why Two triggers are Twice the Fun.

    -Strategies for not being killed, or: WEAR THE SUIT, IDIOT!

    -What to Expect From the Aliens You Will Encounter, or: Your Guess is Really as Good as Ours, Sorry.

    -What to Expect from the People You will Encounter, or: Psychos, Heroes and Bimbos: Which Will You Be?

    -How to Deal With and Operate Gantz, or: Do What You're Told and We Won't Have Any Problems.

    -Gantz Relationship Advice, or: How YOU Can Make that Hot Chick With the Unreasonably Large Breasts and Sad Eyes Give Up Her Life (and possibly give up other things) For You in Three Missions Or Less, Guaranteed!!

    Anything you think you'd like to know going into Gantz but no one ever gets told, write about it, as long or short as you want, from a paragraph on "What that ringing in your head is and why it matters" to notable quotes from the series or that you made up which you think belong in a guidebook. Maybe by the end we'll actually have a decent set of guidelines and strategies that would up that survival rate a bit and give Gantzers a fighting chance.... but more likely we'll have pages upon pages of gibberish. Either way, should be interesting.

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    Default Re: Gantz: The Users Manual

    Quote Originally Posted by daviedave1
    Let's say, theoretically now, that Gantz was a little less of a sadistic jerkface, and that he had some interest in actually preserving and cultivating his fighting force instead of relying on squealing rookies every time out, 95% who die without any idea of what they were supposed to be doing.

    Lets say he wanted to up the survival rate, and so along with your suit, guns, invisibility machines and custom Steamboy-Ripoff motorcycle, you got a users manual, part technical instruction guide and part learn-on-the-fly survival guide. We've all seen enough Gantzing (yeah, I'm going to use that as a verb, it just seems right) to probably write at least part of that sort of guide ourselves, so my challenge to you all is: do it!

    Write all or part of what you think the newbie Gantzer needs to know, when he needs to know it, which I think we can all agree, unlike Gantz, is before his face gets eaten off by a giant insane space canary.

    Possible themes or sections I'll suggest our guide book would need, though do anything you think is need-to-know:

    -How to use your equipment, or: Why Two triggers are Twice the Fun.

    -Strategies for not being killed, or: WEAR THE SUIT, IDIOT!

    -What to Expect From the Aliens You Will Encounter, or: Your Guess is Really as Good as Ours, Sorry.

    -What to Expect from the People You will Encounter, or: Psychos, Heroes and Bimbos: Which Will You Be?

    -How to Deal With and Operate Gantz, or: Do What You're Told and We Won't Have Any Problems.

    -Gantz Relationship Advice, or: How YOU Can Make that Hot Chick With the Unreasonably Large Breasts and Sad Eyes Give Up Her Life (and possibly give up other things) For You in Three Missions Or Less, Guaranteed!!

    Anything you think you'd like to know going into Gantz but no one ever gets told, write about it, as long or short as you want, from a paragraph on "What that ringing in your head is and why it matters" to notable quotes from the series or that you made up which you think belong in a guidebook. Maybe by the end we'll actually have a decent set of guidelines and strategies that would up that survival rate a bit and give Gantzers a fighting chance.... but more likely we'll have pages upon pages of gibberish. Either way, should be interesting.
    Pure gold, I like it

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    Fux is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    hmmm how can you survive...

    1. show no mercy... because they eont show mercy to you!

    2. better have a dead ally than a dead you^^

    3.if you are running away....shoot in front of you...

    4. there is alway a boss!

    5.you can never have enouh equippment

    6.campig insīt a bad thing.....

    7. if you are in the real world during the missions....get a better shooting skill or learn material art...it will save you...

    the first thigs...coming into my mind...

    \"We need more teammates!\"
    \"hmmmm teammaids....the best idea u ever had!\"

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    1. bring all type of equipments with you (eq. weapons, suit, motorcycle...)

    2. always stay in invisible mode and use close combat only when necessary.

    3. get someone else to weaken/scout enemy for u before landing the last kill (nishi style )

    4. (nobody seems to point this out) stay within the god-damn area!!!

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    hmm, maybe gantz should give some time for new gantzer to read the manual b4 mission... - W

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    Kaosu Rah is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Act (wear the suit and guns, kill aliens), and then think (when the mission ends).

    -Rah

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    Kiex is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    The only good alien is a dead alien.

    Never get teleported with your pants down.

    If you have to pee, do it in your suit. (They should have made holes for that...)

    Always expect the unexpected.

    Act knowledgable or be nice to everyone, so that in case you die, someone might think of reviving you.
    (slim chance though)

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    Li Qin is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    If things are going good and noones died...


    PRAY FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

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    meggido is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Quote Originally Posted by Li Qin
    If things are going good and noones died...


    PRAY FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
    QFT.

    Hide the Newbies user manual so you have someone you can use as fodder.

    Never take your suit home.

    Don't use Gantz weaponry outside missions. Gantz does not like this.

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    Fux
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    first kill them....then act cool^^

    but..donīt forget to look cool.....if gantz is bored.........


    your kill->your points.....
    their kill->their points.....
    nothing else matters

    \"We need more teammates!\"
    \"hmmmm teammaids....the best idea u ever had!\"

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    Katou-cha LOL is offline Member Newbie
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    Watch out for the animals in the Gantz room. For some reason, they are all horny. Dogs, pandas, Kuronos...
    pant pant pant

 

 
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