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    Youkai Katana is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    You don't have to be faster than the alien, you just got to be faster than all your allies.

    Even Budda gets mad.

    Guns don't kill aliens, people with enough balls to shoot them do.

    Why has God condemed me to this hell hole.

    Aliens: God's little f**k up.

    Who is this God guy anyway.

    Learning 1337

    In case of emergency put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good bye.

    Even gynecologists don't understand women.

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    Katou-cha LOL is offline Member Newbie
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    Small-breasted women need not apply. You won't last longer than one mission anyway.
    pant pant pant

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    Youkai Katana is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Big bust=Big chance of survivial

    Even gynecologists don't understand women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youkai Katana
    You don't have to be faster than the alien, you just got to be faster than all your allies.
    not exactly...u only shouldnīt be the slowest gantzer.....

    btw u can shoot on your allys legs -.-
    but make sure every ally seeing this will die....

    normaly enemies donīt have the obvious weakspot....THINK!

    "know yourself and know your enemie.....then u canīt loose in 100 battles....."
    (who said that?^^ guess-.-)

    ->>> read "art of war"

    \"We need more teammates!\"
    \"hmmmm teammaids....the best idea u ever had!\"

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    Youkai Katana is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    ->>> read "art of war"[/quote]
    That won't do much if the rest of your team are running around like chickens with their heads cut off or "republicans". Besides isn't that for army scale battles not small skirmishes.

    Even gynecologists don't understand women.

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    I always thought it applied to pretty much any conflict, military or otherwise.

    And I love the one by Katou-Cha LOL... watch out for horny animals...classic...

    How would that look in the official manual, I wonder?

    "Chapter IV, Subsection 14: Threats from unexpected places!"

    or maybe...

    "Chapter XXII: Find Happiness in the little things! The alternative is Insanity!

    Well, if you've lived long enough to get to this chapter, then either you're a badass, in which case, congratulations, or you're the kind of weasel that hides under a car the whole time and prays the monster won't find him. In which case, you'll get yours soon enough, you pansy.

    Either way, you may be wondering by this point: are there any other things I can look forward to besides getting one hundred points or, as is statistically more likely, tumbling confusedly into bed with a set of Double Ds?

    The answer is all in your attitude, friend! For instance: are you an animal lover? Maybe literally? It's alright, we here at Gantz are accepting of all alternative lifestyles (you sick. Yiffing. FREAK). Well, you just might be in luck! Wait long enough, and the roadkill or mad cow disease victim of yesterday can be the best friend of all your tomorrows!

    See? Doesn't the (extremely) strong chance that you'll be spending the next three months moving through the digestive system of a giant talking albino warthog seem a little less awful now? Gantz aims to please!



    "

    I imagine every chapter ending with a smiley face, in case anyone was curious what that was...

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    Youkai Katana is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    A few good things may happen due to him (can count them all on one amputated arm of a war vet) but you still can't make him look like a saint.

    Even gynecologists don't understand women.

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    you need not worry of the suits..

    they are laundry free and need not to be hot pressed...


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    There IS an actual GantZ Manual...

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    Youkai Katana is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    You mean the thing that gives some artwork and answers. That is not what we are talking about we mean what if there was one within he Gantz world.

    Even gynecologists don't understand women.

 

 
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