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    embrandedone is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Default Thanksgiving - Gantz Style

    All right, folks, you're all Gantzers in this topic. Supposedly, you've come back after a long mission and actually managed to come back home to sit with your family for a nice, quiet thanksgiving dinner.

    What sort of thanks would you give?

    Here are a couple that my player, embrandedone, would give:

    "I am thankful for being able to make it out of the raptor nest without having my balls bitten off."

    "I am thankful for the Gantz bike, without it, my partner and I would have been caught, beaten, slashed, eviscerated and eaten by the mob of hungry zombie aliens."

    "I am grateful for having evaded the Oku Aliens...had I been caught by them, I would have been turned into a sick demented creature who creates equally sick mangas only to take three week vacation instead of one and drive everyone insane."

    "Three words...thank god for power suits...wait, that's five."

    "I am grateful for the swords. Guns just don't cut it..."

    "I am thankful for l33t language, they make that evil black ball sound less scary."

    "I am thankful I don't have to be the idiot who gets transported first, only to find out he's right in front of today's mission...a whole pack of them."

    "I am thankful for being the first one to teleporate back to the room, and yet the last guy to be teleported to the mission."

    "I am thankful for the first timer idiot n00bs who serve as my distraction to kill my unsuspecting target." - something Nishi would say

    "I am thankful I don't have to be humped by a Panda twice my size or molested by a perverted dog everytime I change."

    "I am thankful I don't have a dorky name or a dorky picture after the scoring starts."

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    seal_broken is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    u are late thanks giving was on 24 :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by smt022
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    Kaonashi is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Well, there were some zombie aliens, right? =P

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    Zensunni is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    yep and ones at remind me of "The Thing"

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    Warfolomju is offline Banned Respected Member
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    "Three words...thank god for power suits...wait, that's five." who would even remember about holyday after that

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    embrandedone is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    Good point but it's the little things that makes us appreciate life, no?

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    I am thankful for green onions
    All things serve the beam


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    Warfolomju is offline Banned Respected Member
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    Green Onions .... they stynk funky
    still the newyear holyday is da best ....

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    daviedave1 is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    "I'm thankful for The invention of the triple D cup"

    "I am thankful to be the one eating the turkey, not the other way around... ::inspects the turkey a bit more closely, starts to sweat nervously::"

    "I am thankful for all the games of House of The Dead 2 I played pre-Gantz. Who ever thought that remembering to aim straight while being swarmed by hordes of zombies was a life skill?"

    "I'm sure happy we never had to fight any vampires!

    ...

    Anybody else just get a sense of impending doom? No?"

    "I'm thankful that I got to make it with Reika, even if she turned into a giant man-rat three minutes later. I regret nothing!"

    "I'm thankful for sexually maladjusted pandas. That panda gave me more lovin' in three hours than my girlfriend has given me in three years..." (I know Izumi's up to no good with that panda, I just know it)

    "I'm just thankful I can be gathered around a table with my boring, normal family. Hey bro, what's that you're drinking out of that hospital plasma bag? Is that Kool-Aid? And by the way, does anyone have any memory of where I've been for the last five months, because it's the funniest thing..."

    A little late for thanksgiving I suppose... but a funny topic is a funny topic.

    -Dave

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    seal_broken is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    u sure u just a "little late"????????????????

    lol u all were late from the start

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    Quote Originally Posted by smt022
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