Thanksgiving - Gantz Style
All right, folks, you're all Gantzers in this topic. Supposedly, you've come back after a long mission and actually managed to come back home to sit with your family for a nice, quiet thanksgiving dinner.
What sort of thanks would you give?
Here are a couple that my player, embrandedone, would give:
"I am thankful for being able to make it out of the raptor nest without having my balls bitten off."
"I am thankful for the Gantz bike, without it, my partner and I would have been caught, beaten, slashed, eviscerated and eaten by the mob of hungry zombie aliens."
"I am grateful for having evaded the Oku Aliens...had I been caught by them, I would have been turned into a sick demented creature who creates equally sick mangas only to take three week vacation instead of one and drive everyone insane."
"Three words...thank god for power suits...wait, that's five."
"I am grateful for the swords. Guns just don't cut it..."
"I am thankful for l33t language, they make that evil black ball sound less scary."
"I am thankful I don't have to be the idiot who gets transported first, only to find out he's right in front of today's mission...a whole pack of them."
"I am thankful for being the first one to teleporate back to the room, and yet the last guy to be teleported to the mission."
"I am thankful for the first timer idiot n00bs who serve as my distraction to kill my unsuspecting target." - something Nishi would say
"I am thankful I don't have to be humped by a Panda twice my size or molested by a perverted dog everytime I change."
"I am thankful I don't have a dorky name or a dorky picture after the scoring starts."