Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Gantz

To put it simply just post lines that you think will never ever be said in Gantz.

All credit should go to CPR for the great idea.

example:

Izumi: The butter dog used to live with me.


Kei: I love my mom and dad.


Nishi: My first time was with Izumi.

Katou: Thats some big things you have there reika!
Nishi: Lets all work together and try to share the points!
Reika: Hey vampire dude... you have a big sword!
Suzuki: Just for men doesnt work!

Tae: I don't swallow!
Reika: My breasts are too small!
HS: I’m just too good looking for this manga!

Oku: New Gantz next week
Izumi: I just want to help
Nishi: Hey wanna hang out?
Panda: growwwwlll!!!
Kaze: Hello, nice to meet you, my name is Kaze, you?

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HAHAHA POPO! Yeah i completely agree with that one!

Kurono: Big tits? ugh... what a turn off!
Takeshi: Muscle rider you suck.

Inaba: I knew something felt weird in there!
Gantz: I'm a 1,000-year-old virgin!
Dog: I don't feel like slurping right now!

Hoi-Hoi: Hey dudes, I´m going to score the 100 pts and save you all
Negi-Senji: I don´t like onions
Gantz: You´re great dude, keep it like that
Fat guy camuflated: I don´t like guns
Vampires: Lets help the Gantzers
Dog: Miau

Kurono: I'm sure happy were best friends.
Nishi: Me to but what about Katou.
Kurono: Fuck Katou he sucks.
Katou: I wish I never brought you back!
Nishi: Oh I know lets have a party at my place guys.
Reika: This is why I love you Nishi, call me when your legal.
Nishi: But I'm 18.
Kurono: If you two want I can hook you up with Tae.
Katou: This is all my brothers fault, I wish I was an only child.
Gantz: There done.
Katou: Yay thanks.

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This thread is funny...

Reika: So inaba... who's better? Me or the oni alien?
Inaba: ...The oni alien was better.
Kishimoto: Wait! It's not what it looks like! The dog pounced on me again!
Nishi: I love society!
Katou: I choose number 3! Bring back the priest!

Hojo:I love big breasts..and women too.
Russian Vampire: Hi wanna talk about something?
Izumi: Kei...you are my leader.
Nishi: i hate to see things exploding.
Kato: i choose the second option, i wanna kick some Aliens butt.