Thread: Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Gantz

Kei: Picking Tae over Reika was stupid.

Katou: Option 2 please Gantz.

Izumi: Let's hold hands Ryoko :P.

Nishi: Invisibility is for pussies.

Host Samurai: NicoDerm is a great idea.

Kaze: Takeshi you're on your own now. Option 1.

Inaba: I wonder why Oku doesn't give me more screen time?

Reika: I look fat.

Kurono: hey guys i think ill come bac
Reika: nah
Kurono: but i
Reika:NAHHH!

4133 is an odd name...

MGB: I hate Seinen
Knob: I really appreciate my teams help
George: I got the bad guy a covered boss (Trying to sound like the dumb guys on looney tunes... Whatever)

Katou: Anzu, you're probably gonna die. Especially if you keep hanging around me. Let me tell you about a certain mission...
Anzu: Yeah, my three year old is a crack addicted bastard child.
Kyou: I've gone straightedge
Oka: I am not the most badass person you have ever heard of.
HS: What the hell, come here Chigusa. (squeezes her breast).
Kuwabara: Y'now, rape hurts women. Maybe I'll try to get it on my own.

Originally Posted by Popothepenguin

4133 is an odd name...

It's not as odd as yours or mine.

Popo: RahXephon is the worst anime ever!
edo: I love yaoi hentai.
BDR: I have never been banned.
Seth: I speak proper English.
FG: I always lose the arguments I start.
Oka: I’m Nishi’s brother.
Oka: Izumi was my butt buddy.
Kuwa: I don’t stick my dick into anything that moves.
George: I’m not a total retard.

Izumi: Hail Hetler!
Nishi: (turns invisible off)
Cooler: you know what? Fuck Nishi! Hes the weakest piece of shit in Gantz.
Tet: I banned BDR because I found out he was really Seth.

George: Oku's a racist!
HS: My sword is to long.
Chi: My breasts are so big.

MGB: I watch porn every single day of the week.
MGB: I jerk off 5 times a day.
Edo_Shehb: Why are you bragging? I jerk off 10 times a day!
Popothepenguin: I'd jerk off but I have flippers.
Katou: I'm sick of acting like a hero.
Kratoce: I'm Seth666.
Kagetenshi: Irresponsibilty and impulsivity are one and the same.
MadameSole: I lost my dildo plus I'm pmsin and living with the fact that I'm 50 and I can't get a man. That's why I'm such a stupid bitch.
MadameSole: I'm a guy.
BDRZS07: Can someone please unban me?
MadameSole: Why haven't I been banned yet?
MadamSole: Shut up retard!
MGB: I <3 hentai. I like every sort.
Reika: I forgot to shave.
Kurono: Hoi Hoi is the best cuz it was shaved.
Edo_Shehb: I have alot of hentai but most of it is gay hentai.
MGB: I love to jerk off hard...
MGB: ..And slow too so I can feel every movement.
MGB: Guess we're the only ones here that don't like hentai.
BDRZS07: Guess so but I like the real thing.
MGB: As do I!

Agent 47: I am not obsessed with the idea of jerking off.
Popo: I think we've taken every idea there is for a line you would not here in Gantz.
Kenji: My only fear is Izumi...

Sheesh 47 crossed the line. That was going too far but it did almost bust my gut.

Kratoce: I DON'T jerk off.
Kratoce: I DON'T watch porn/hentai.
MGB: I am a member of stoptazmo. I also watch hentai and porn and write the reviews.
Inaba: I wonder if I'd enjoy Reika more than that oni alien.
Popothepenguin: I am not obsessed with the idea of jerking off as well.
Popothepenguin: I'm a hippie.
PopothePenguin: Peace and love my gay brothers.
Kratoce: I am not obsessed with the idea of jerking off.
MGB: So what if I jerk off every day? It's very healthy.
MGB: I like to molest small animals.
Katou: You know what? Let's have an orgy instead of hunting aliens. There isn't a timer anyway.

Kaze: aw!! look at those pretty pretty PRETTY cute little kitties!!
Takeshi: fu.ck off!!!