Thread: The Army is turning into Gantz

Seriously, I was watching TV and some guy for the army said that they were planing on having a point system for the people you kill. The more you have, the sooner you go home. Sound familiar anyone, and no I am not joking

Next thing you know they'll be using black suits and guns that don't fire bullets.

Goodluck to them finding out who killed who...You stay in iraq for you're terms of service unless you're badly injured Leave it up to the army to come up with something like this.

You know what this is going to cause right!?!

Two soldiers are on potrol

Soldier #1 "Hey does he look like an enemy to you?"

Soldier #2 "I don't know. Looks fishy."

Soldier #1 "Should we kill him?"

Soldier #2 "Might as well. He's worth points"

Soldier #1 "You think he might be the boss?"

Soldier #2 "Naw he's only worth 3 points. Hey you should kill him. 10 more points and you get to go home."

Soldier #1 *Bang...Bang...Bang.."

Soldier #2 "7 More and you get to go home!"

Soldier #1 "I think i'm just goint to wish for the tank instead."

Soldier #2 "Or you could revive SGT Miller."

Soldier #1 "Miller. I always hated Miller. I'm defenently getting a tank. I mean it's not like you ever like miller..."

Soldier #2 "Hey look. Another Arabian. This ones mine!" *Bang*

I nominate D4RK's post as post of the day.

Originally Posted by EndOfDestiny

I nominate D4RK's post as post of the day.

So do I XD

Aye, good one D4RK. I like that, really fun.

so funny

h3r3 r ur points:

Trailer trash fem. #1: 00 pts.

W0n't st0p t4lking 2 Micha3l M00re.

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Trailer trash fem. #2: 00 pts.

L3av3 those ppl at Abu al0n3!

"I was just following orders!"

Pink Ranger: 20 pts.

"Cool...I guess..."

Undertaker: 10 pts.

"..."

Adult Baby: 05 pts.

"Crap...they know..."

Sgt. Slaughter: 35 pts.

"That's right! All you Marys are below me!"

Halford: 65 pts.

Slaughter: "The fuck!?"

no it's funnier