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    bob23 is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Default The Army is turning into Gantz

    Seriously, I was watching TV and some guy for the army said that they were planing on having a point system for the people you kill. The more you have, the sooner you go home. Sound familiar anyone, and no I am not joking
    \"Volume 10 [Battle Royale] is still my fav. Probably because it was sad and touching like my grandmothers funeral. I was prepared for skull-splintering hyperviolence and hentai with a hint of necrophilia-fetish, but I was not prepared for that!\"- Azure
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    coolerimmortal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Next thing you know they'll be using black suits and guns that don't fire bullets.

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    Soskesan is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Goodluck to them finding out who killed who...You stay in iraq for you're terms of service unless you're badly injured Leave it up to the army to come up with something like this.

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    D4RK is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    You know what this is going to cause right!?!

    Two soldiers are on potrol

    Soldier #1 "Hey does he look like an enemy to you?"

    Soldier #2 "I don't know. Looks fishy."

    Soldier #1 "Should we kill him?"

    Soldier #2 "Might as well. He's worth points"

    Soldier #1 "You think he might be the boss?"

    Soldier #2 "Naw he's only worth 3 points. Hey you should kill him. 10 more points and you get to go home."

    Soldier #1 *Bang...Bang...Bang.."

    Soldier #2 "7 More and you get to go home!"

    Soldier #1 "I think i'm just goint to wish for the tank instead."

    Soldier #2 "Or you could revive SGT Miller."

    Soldier #1 "Miller. I always hated Miller. I'm defenently getting a tank. I mean it's not like you ever like miller..."

    Soldier #2 "Hey look. Another Arabian. This ones mine!" *Bang*

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    EndOfDestiny is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    I nominate D4RK's post as post of the day.
    Loading badassness...

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    Allocura is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Quote Originally Posted by EndOfDestiny
    I nominate D4RK's post as post of the day.
    So do I XD

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    Arlin is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Aye, good one D4RK. I like that, really fun.
    Sorrow and pain eat away at my soul yet I embrace them and wait for the end...

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    guitoorbenchi is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    so funny

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    Shego is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    h3r3 r ur points:

    Trailer trash fem. #1: 00 pts.

    W0n't st0p t4lking 2 Micha3l M00re.

    ">"

    Trailer trash fem. #2: 00 pts.

    L3av3 those ppl at Abu al0n3!

    "I was just following orders!"

    Pink Ranger: 20 pts.

    "Cool...I guess..."

    Undertaker: 10 pts.

    "..."

    Adult Baby: 05 pts.

    "Crap...they know..."

    Sgt. Slaughter: 35 pts.

    "That's right! All you Marys are below me!"

    Halford: 65 pts.

    Slaughter: "The fuck!?"

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    betatester is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    no it's funnier

 

 
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