Thread: The Army is turning into Gantz

Originally Posted by lbosquet

Originally Posted by Shego

h3r3 r ur points:

Trailer trash fem. #1: 00 pts.

W0n't st0p t4lking 2 Micha3l M00re.

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Trailer trash fem. #2: 00 pts.

L3av3 those ppl at Abu al0n3!

"I was just following orders!"

Pink Ranger: 20 pts.

"Cool...I guess..."

Undertaker: 10 pts.

"..."

Adult Baby: 05 pts.

"Crap...they know..."

Sgt. Slaughter: 35 pts.

"That's right! All you Marys are below me!"

Halford: 65 pts.

Slaughter: "The fuck!?"

don't bother: D4rk's best...your's unfunny

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Originally Posted by betatester

no it's funnier

That's right! All you Marys are below me!

Originally Posted by EndOfDestiny

I nominate D4RK's post as post of the day.

oh. Thanx. lol

they were both freakin hilarious, but I'm gonna have to go with D4RK's, mainly cuz i can actually see that happening...

Due to the fact that Gantz+Army=lmao. I wrote another one

Late one night at a American Medical Clinic stationed somewhare in Arabia.

Soldier #1: *Lying on bed* Gaaaah. WTF? What happened.

Medic #1: Your dumb ass walked over a mine.

Soldier #1: Shouldn't I be dead?

Medic #1: Yup. You died. But good thing we cloned your stupid ass first.

Soldier #1: Wait so i'm dead?

Medic #1: No dumbass. You're here aren't you.

Soldier #1: ugh I guess. What's going on. Why am I...

*man walks in room*

Black Dude: No time soldier. We got to move out.Come with me.

*Black Dude walks with soldier #1 down Corrodore. Screams of agony in background.

Black dude: The enemy is on the move. Where short on men. That;s why we need maggots like you.

*Enter stange room with Black Ball.*

Soldier #1: What is that?

Black dude: That's on a need-2-know basis. Here's your equipment.*reaches over and grabs some things* This here is weopens. IA standerd issued .45. As well as riot shotgun.Here's your gear. A bullot proofed suit. This baby is indestructable. But if you get shot in the head you're fucked. *Hands Soldier #1 nigh-vision goggles a backpack and a small black handheld devise.

Soldier #1: Oh. I know what this is *holding handheld* It's a PS#...

Black Dude: Shit you trying to get us a lawsuit! If anyone asked what it is just tell em it's a god damn Neo Geo. No one gives a shit about those anyway.

Soldier #1: So i'm spose to play games?

Black Dude: Hell no. It tells you how much time you got left. Where the enemy has been spoted. Emergancy porno. Y'know for moral and what-not. And it even...

*50-cent “In Da Club” begans playing*

Black Dude: Looks like it's time for you to move out.

Soldier #1: What are my orders.

Black Dude: Check out the ball. All the info is there. By the way you only have one hour to beat the boss.

Soldier #1: What Boss?

Black dude: You'll figure it out.

Soldier #1: Sir. What's your name?

Black Dude: Miller. SGT Frank Bean Miller. But if you ever call me “Frank 'n Beans” I'll kill you. *Leaves room*

*Soldier #1 Walks over to black ball.*

That one wasn't quite as fun but you do deserve another post of the day award simply for the Neo Geo remark.