I thought of a game. Post a line that a charecter from a game might say or might not say.

EX: Making fun of Leon.

Leon writing a note on his way to spain to his superiors.

To whom it may concern:
I have recently undertaken a new mission into Spain. As traveling over here, I have began to think over Life Insurance. Perhaps for my field, Life Insurance is a pretty good idea. So um...think we could go over that when im back?

Leon and Claire sitting on the train.

Leon: You know Claire, this could be our last moments alive...

Claire: Yeah, your right. We should do what's only right.

Leon: You feel the same way too!?

Claire: Yes, we should get this out the way now.

*Leon removes his pants*

Claire: What the hell are you doing Leon?

Leon: ...I thought we were getting ready for some sex?

Ashley: Hey, Leon. Maybe when we get back...we could...do some...you know...a little overtime.

Leon: Hehehe. Sorry.

Ashley: Hehe...Somehow I knew you were going to say that.

Leon: On second thought. I could use some over time.

Leon: "You know, I don't know how I revive myself everytime I die."

Clair points to the typewriter.

Clair: "That is god, he determins whether you live or die."

Leon: O_o *shoots self*

Leon: "Clair, throw the G-Virus!"

Clair: *taunting Mr. X* "You want some!? Come get it!"

*leon walks over to Mr. X*

Leon: "You want top or bottom?"

Mr. X: "Don't matter to me"

Clair: O_O *runs*

I can't wait to see what you guys come up with. Please make it fit in the game.