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    Talking Apparently you can fuck a turian in the ass...


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    But it IS marketed for the X-Box 360, perhaps the most visually stimulating gaming system ever made.
    I thought the PS3 was better O.o (hardware wise)

    He should bring Jack Thompson to back him up =D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaephyr View Post
    I thought the PS3 was better O.o (hardware wise)
    Nope. Xbox 360 wins in terms of graphical processing power. PS3 wins in terms of having a waste of an expensive CPU that no game actually needs.

    Is that a parody website? I really can't figure it out...

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    ^ They might need it in future - it's better to have too good hardware than buying a new one.

    Read it before, seriously I don't understand that rant...

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    Yeah read it before, too. Saw some reviews of Mass effect and it just seemed to be a regular Bioware RPG. Which means I want to play it.

    Is it actually true you can have sex in it or is he spewing bull? Doesn't sound very Biowareish at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDogMike View Post
    PS3 wins in terms of having a waste of an expensive CPU that no game actually needs yet.
    Fix'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    Fix'd.
    By the time a game needs to use 6 cores the PS3's graphics will seem worse than what first generation PS2 games look like to us now. Also, by the time programmers figure out how to efficiently share load across 6 cores it may be even longer than that (the more cores you have, the less efficient the process of sharing load between them is). I think the Cell was absolutely not needed for this generation, it was a gimmick used to secure more initial sales.


    Quote Originally Posted by lews therin tel
    Is it actually true you can have sex in it or is he spewing bull? Doesn't sound very Biowareish at all.
    Yes, there are sex scenes in the game. They are very short and you only get to see their faces at the beginning before it fades out, from what I've seen. You don't get to see any action at all, it's done for story purposes, not for little children to beat off to.

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    ^The author had obviously not played the game before (unless it was supposed to be satirical, but I doubt that). In the actual game there's maybe 10 seconds of "sex" footage. Nothing more than what a PG-13/14A film would contain.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lews_therin_tel View Post
    Yeah read it before, too. Saw some reviews of Mass effect and it just seemed to be a regular Bioware RPG. Which means I want to play it.

    Is it actually true you can have sex in it or is he spewing bull? Doesn't sound very Biowareish at all.
    There is one implied sex scene (with the consort), and one actual sex scene (which is diferent depending on your character and one of two characters you can persue a relationship with, each time it is pretty much identical and you don't get to see anything really).
    Not only that, but neither of these scenes are part of the story, you have to actively persue them and they are seriously not worth the effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDogMike View Post
    By the time a game needs to use 6 cores the PS3's graphics will seem worse than what first generation PS2 games look like to us now. Also, by the time programmers figure out how to efficiently share load across 6 cores it may be even longer than that (the more cores you have, the less efficient the process of sharing load between them is). I think the Cell was absolutely not needed for this generation, it was a gimmick used to secure more initial sales.
    Thats how we shouldn't act..
    If you don't give the technology, how are the developers supposed to figure out how to use it? Wouldn't be too effective having a low tech ps3 and a cell ps3 for development purposes. But we aren't here for ps3.

    Back to Mass Effect,
    Just a stupid rant of someone that can't read.

    Something that clearly states on the box! "M: MATURE Contains content that is considered unsuitable for children under the age of 17."
    So, there isn't a issue of Kids and teenagers playing the game. (Its up to the parents to look after what theirs kid play)

    And seriously a 17years-old and a 18-years-old have the same mentality, maturity and understanding of how the world works!

    1 year isn't going to make him a "rapist/murderer" for impling things.
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