God Damnit! You are Reviewing Lair Wrong!!

**ZeonMX** · 09-10-2007, 05:11 PM

Cries sony.

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/07/so...ust-not-laugh/

Big Epic Failure.

Someone send an email to sony with title "Boo Fucking Hoo".

**irecinius** · 09-10-2007, 05:54 PM

Yup, because when FLYING A DRAGON in a FANTASY universe, with DRAGON DOG FIGHTS, and giant ELEPHANT MONSTER... I want my controls to be as realistic as possible... I was the experience to feel like I was to really go out and ... fly... a...dragon....

Pure lol!

I didn't play the game, but I don't think the controlers are fubar like people are saying, maybe just my playstyle is like what the game ask, I'm the different one..
But I don't, tramble, put my thong out, scream at the screen.. (maybe a litte)

Still, sad they had to send a "reviewers guide"

**98abaile** · 09-11-2007, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by irecinius

But I don't, tramble, put my thong out,

What?!!!!! (now not sure what gender Irecinius is) (also not sure what tramble means)

**flash** · 09-11-2007, 05:14 AM

He said that he lives in Florida, thong is mandatory there.

**Talamare** · 09-11-2007, 06:08 AM

sony probably said - Youre reviewing it wrong! Youre not supposed to give our games low scores

**Jyuu** · 09-11-2007, 07:06 AM

I played it. They still scored it too high.
A 4/10 would have been better.

Framerate is terrible.
What were they thinking? That the PS3 is some sort of super powerful console?

**StealDragon** · 09-11-2007, 08:18 AM

Even if it was would that have helped this game...?

**Jyuu** · 09-11-2007, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by StealDragon

Even if it was would that have helped this game...?

Better performance would definitely help make this game be more enjoyable. The problem with the controls right now is closely tied to the framerate. The SIXAXIS controls are sensitive and require coordination between what you see and what you expect to see. Because performance drops to single digit framerates, it's like trying to wrestle a 500lbs sumoka. You know how to handle it, but you just can't do it.